I have the best dad ever.

Why not?

Because you're doing it wrong?

I was doing it my way and it is just not your way am I right?
Also you seem rather chill right now something good happen today?

It's not about my way, your way, no way or any shit of that kind. Don't do google translate when you don't even know the basic grammar, like... verbs and stuff.
Also, I'm not chill. Just tired.

Very well. Go get some sleep now I think you have had too much BS Today it is not good for a growing boy.

Well if that's the attitude you are going to have then......

LOL!!!! Good one!

it's not toronto bro, Ottawa is in the middle of a valley and it's retardedly green. We just don't have mountains and bears fucking everywhere.

We be plannin an attack on them Americans.

Kay good luck. I'm sure you speak for all Canadians.

He/she does. Stupid americans don't know that.

...shut up you fairy.

It doesn't matter as long as I'm sexy as fuck. Bitch.

:D

So are you a guy?...a girl? both?..

Either way it's gonna be a trap

[align=center]Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

SABAZZ!

I guess you can call me a trap.