I have the worst job.
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I have the worst job ever. What's worse than my job is the people I have to work with.
First off, there's this ugly bitch with glasses. On the scale from 1 to 10, she's a negative 7. She's really smart though. It's surprising that she's working with us instead of finding the cure for cancer or something. Also, I think she's a dyke, becuase everytime we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a bitch in heat.
This second bitch is the complete opposite. She's an 11 on the scale, but she's as dumb as a rock. She spends all of her time looking in the mirror and putting on her make up, so she never ends up doing any-fucking-thing. It's a miracle that she even remembers to wake up in the morning.
But this last guy, he's the real spectacle. He still dresses like a 1960 beatnik, and he's stoned ALL THE FUCKING TIME. He's constantly eating, and what's worse is that he brings his fucking dog to work, no doubt high off of the second-hand weed smoke that his master gives off. It's hard enough to do any work with these people without the dog, but it's FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to do any work with this guy and his gigantic fucking Great Dane munching on food EVERY second of EVERY minute. The dog's loud too. Sometimes, I think that the fucking thing's trying to talk to me.
So yeah, I have to drive these people around in my van. We go around solving mysteries and shit.
First off, there's this ugly bitch with glasses. On the scale from 1 to 10, she's a negative 7. She's really smart though. It's surprising that she's working with us instead of finding the cure for cancer or something. Also, I think she's a dyke, becuase everytime we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a bitch in heat.
This second bitch is the complete opposite. She's an 11 on the scale, but she's as dumb as a rock. She spends all of her time looking in the mirror and putting on her make up, so she never ends up doing any-fucking-thing. It's a miracle that she even remembers to wake up in the morning.
But this last guy, he's the real spectacle. He still dresses like a 1960 beatnik, and he's stoned ALL THE FUCKING TIME. He's constantly eating, and what's worse is that he brings his fucking dog to work, no doubt high off of the second-hand weed smoke that his master gives off. It's hard enough to do any work with these people without the dog, but it's FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to do any work with this guy and his gigantic fucking Great Dane munching on food EVERY second of EVERY minute. The dog's loud too. Sometimes, I think that the fucking thing's trying to talk to me.
So yeah, I have to drive these people around in my van. We go around solving mysteries and shit.
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You think your job is bad, I am a butler to a caped crusader who dances around in tights with a bat symbol on his chest.
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By chance your van named mystery van? and those people named... Velma, Daphne , Scooby and Shaggy?
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KG989 wrote...
Where do you work that allows stoned great danes in the workplace?I hope you are kidding
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catfish wrote...
Lol I thought you were serious until I got to the whole van part xDThis^
Gotta love scooby doo!
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Unsigned wrote...
Says the man who wears a scarf or whatever that thing you wear around your collar is.It's a ascot,, and it's damned fashionable =P
