I have the worst job.

Quadratic · 2009-12-01T03:16:34-01:00

I have the worst job ever. What's worse than my job is the people I have to work with. First off, there's this ugly bitch with glasses. On the scale from 1 to 10, she's a negative 7. She's really smart though. It's surprising that she's working with us instead of finding the cure for cancer or something. Also, I think she's a dyke, becuase everytime we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a bitch in heat. This second bitch is the complete opposite. She's an 11 on the scale, but she's as dumb as a rock. She spends all of her time looking in the mirror and putting on her make up, so she never ends up doing any-fucking-thing. It's a miracle that she even remembers to wake up in the morning. But this last guy, he's the real spectacle. He still dresses like a 1960 beatnik, and he's stoned ALL THE FUCKING TIME. He's constantly eating, and what's worse is that he brings his fucking dog to work, no doubt high off of the second-hand weed smoke that his master gives off. It's hard enough to do any work with these people without the dog, but it's FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to do any work with this guy and his gigantic fucking Great Dane munching on food EVERY second of EVERY minute. The dog's loud too. Sometimes, I think that the fucking thing's trying to talk to me. So yeah, I have to drive these people around in my van. We go around solving mysteries and shit.

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dr roxo

15 years ago

i have no job....
i want a job T T

kikimon689

15 years ago

[color=green]Im sarry for you i fill your pain i to work with zombie deadheads and a human laud spikier.[/color]

Akaoni21

15 years ago

And idve gotten away with it too if it wernt for you DARNED MEDDLING KIDS!!! :(

FreeOtakuGhost36

15 years ago

Rovencrone wrote...

Kadushy wrote...

theotaku wrote...

You gotta love scooby-doo.

Seconded. LOL!!

nostalgia rush!

me too.lol the classic.

Kuro vi Lolitannia

15 years ago

And don't fordet that you're the boyfriend of the bitch that doing make up all the time

AveryCoolNinja

15 years ago

For the right price, I can make them disappear.

Blackraider78

15 years ago

Quadratic wrote...

Sometimes, I think that the fucking thing's trying to talk to me.

(edit: before i read the end)
LMAO i loled so hard wtf!!!

Edit: Daaaaaaaamn your good man xD Seriously, make more of these, i was laughing for a good 4 minutes XD

You made my day.

Palmas

15 years ago

Zoinks!
Velma's like, totally fine, man. I dunno what you're talking about.

Spoiler:

Gammamanvy

15 years ago

Hey!? Didn't I see this on 4chan....

Blackraider78

15 years ago

Gammamanvy wrote...

Hey!? Didn't I see this on 4chan....

Topic copying can mean only one thing... Invasion.

TheBlackLight

15 years ago

Halatoma wrote...

You think your job is bad, I am a butler to a caped crusader who dances around in tights with a bat symbol on his chest.

Shut up Alfred! You'll give away my secret identity as the goddamn Batman... And my tights are awesome. Fashionable and comfortable. Not mention bullet proof. You wish you had awesome shit like me.
On topic: I'm a student. There are about 3000 of each of those types of people at my university. And a bunch of other horrible people. But I do hate people like that. It must suck to be stuck with them.

Quadratic

15 years ago

Blackraider78 wrote...

Gammamanvy wrote...

Hey!? Didn't I see this on 4chan....

Topic copying can mean only one thing... Invasion.

Yeah... I copied it from a friend who copied it from a forum who copied it from 4chan. <.<

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