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I just got the weirdest facebook message

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NEXUS Since 2010
15 years ago
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mangaka350
15 years ago
i cannot read too small ( O . O)
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Antw0n Remember me?
15 years ago
mangaka350 wrote...
i cannot read too small *snipped queer face*
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NEXUS Since 2010
15 years ago
This is the conversation I had with this chick who apparently lives close by this is so fucking funny, I edited my real name for privacy reasons.

Spoiler:
Enyor Dweems October 1 at 12:44am Report
I love a man with canker sores all over his ****

SLAYER NEXUS October 1 at 1:16am
HUH!? Could you please explain what you are implying?

Enyor Dweems October 1 at 1:16am Report
i want to suck your canker sore cock

SLAYER NEXUS October 1 at 1:20am
It's not on my cock it's in my mouth.

Enyor Dweems October 1 at 1:21am Report
u ate your spunk

SLAYER NEXUSs October 1 at 1:22am
No, I mean the canker sore in question is located in my mouth it is not on my cock where did you get that idea?

Enyor Dweems October 1 at 1:23am Report
sorry thought you were interested in sex have to go now

SLAYER NEXUS October 1 at 1:23am
Who says I'm not?

Enyor Dweems October 1 at 1:24am Report
sorry I just floged my flaps and am not hungry for penis

SLAYER NEXUS October 1 at 1:25am
Your loss.

Enyor Dweems October 1 at 1:25am Report
I was looking at a picture of one of your friends got me so horny

SLAYER NEXUS October 1 at 1:26am
Which one?

Enyor Dweems October 1 at 1:27am Report
tammy mm I just met her only online though. she's hot

SLAYER NEXUS October 1 at 1:28am
Really? Well hey whenever you get horny next time contact me I'll fill that void only a hard cock can fill k?

Enyor Dweems October 1 at 1:29am Report
I def like cock. pussy is sometimes too grose do you know what I mean?

SLAYER NEXUS October 1 at 1:30am
I can understand that.

Enyor Dweems October 1 at 1:31am Report
I keep pez in there
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mangaka350
15 years ago
i just jizz in mah pants
while listening K-ON - fuwa fuwa times song
when i read that shit....

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NEXUS Since 2010
15 years ago
mangaka350 wrote...
i just jizz in mah pants
while listening K-ON - fuwa fuwa times song
when i read that shit....

Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/230855-CR64FP2.gif


I was ready to go out the door into the night and chase down some free pussy but shes not hungry anymore.
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Shinji Ex
15 years ago
mangaka350 wrote...
i cannot read too small ( O . O)
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NEXUS Since 2010
15 years ago
Fixed it just open the pic up in a new tab.
Edit:

Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/230873-AO1KW7T.jpg
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^That's the girl who's flirting with me. I am gonna try and bang her and if I do I'll post pics for sure.
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Zak
15 years ago
INB4...

that one story with the guy with the beard...

and the herpes... Fuck I forget where it was...
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Antw0n Remember me?
15 years ago
SLAYER NEXUS wrote...
Fixed it just open the pic up in a new tab.
Edit:

Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/230873-AO1KW7T.jpg
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^That's the girl who's flirting with me. I am gonna try and bang her and if I do I'll post pics for sure.


Duct-tape? That's gonna rip her shit...
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NEXUS Since 2010
15 years ago
Zak wrote...
INB4...

that one story with the guy with the beard...

and the herpes... Fuck I forget where it was...


I'm going to wrap it before I tap it.
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Waar FAKKU Moderator
15 years ago
I pity your parents you stupid, stupid bastard.
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NEXUS Since 2010
15 years ago
Waar wrote...
I pity your parents you stupid, stupid bastard.


Meh, Whatever free pussy is free pussy as long as it's decent looking.
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Antw0n Remember me?
15 years ago
SLAYER NEXUS wrote...
Waar wrote...
I pity your parents you stupid, stupid bastard.


Meh, Whatever free pussy is free pussy as long as it's decent looking.


It's not gonna look so decent when she rips that duct tape off...
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Space Cowboy
15 years ago
She craves a diseased cock. I don't know how we can make this easier for you to understand...
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Waar FAKKU Moderator
15 years ago
SHES NOT A REAL GIRL YOU FUCKING MORON.
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NEXUS Since 2010
15 years ago
Space Cowboy wrote...
She craves a diseased cock. I don't know how we can make this easier for you to understand...


I have a canker sore in my mouth not on my dick and it's not a disease you are just jealous because she wants mah cock and not yours.

@Waar: Just wait and see, If it's a trap I'll run the fuck out.
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Waar FAKKU Moderator
15 years ago
you have to be trolling...
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edibleghost
15 years ago
SLAYER NEXUS wrote...
Space Cowboy wrote...
She craves a diseased cock. I don't know how we can make this easier for you to understand...


I have a canker sore in my mouth not on my dick and it's not a disease you are just jealous because she wants mah cock and not yours.


You gonna impress her with your knowledge of hardcore music like fallout boy and cobra starship?
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Zak
15 years ago
Waar wrote...
SHES NOT A REAL GIRL YOU FUCKING MORON.


I was gonna say, "One ponders about the truthfullness of 'hers' in telling you she is in fact a woman."

...

But yeah... the way you said it kinda got the message through better...
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