I just got the weirdest facebook message

That's not what kgods said~

Where is kgods btw I haven't heard from him lately.

Quick subject change...

My job is done here.

Fine, I'll admit it I did think you were a girl for a little while but that was only because you identified yourself as such and I never intended to pick you up if that is what you thought which is completely false. I had a real good laugh when I found out you were a dude I was seriously laughing to the point of suffocation. You need to get this idea out of your head that I like to pick girls up over the internet because I'd rather do it locally and without a computer.

She's one of my closest friends.



Google is, too.

Hell yea!

fuck the tape

tell her to put on some first-aid bandages

What, no sex, I am disappoint.