I just smoked a year old cigarette

Surprisingly it wasnt stale. That or I just smoke way too much and didnt notice.
Awful aftertaste.

The cig was sitting in my room a year ago it got lost under the tv tray.


I'm out of cigarettes.



The cyborgs are ready to reboot the system people go missing alot seem to have vanished in a whole town you the only one what ain't gone missin people ask me what happened?

I stay braindead like I got bitten by a rat monkey.

*HE LEARNED TO PILOT THE DARK FORCES IN HIM!* *Bass*

A week old is horrible enough for me, I can imagine it's fucking dry as a desert. And bitter.

Yesterday I smoked a cigar my friend had, he doesn't have a humidor that shit sucked.

Oh wow a free cigar totally something to bitch about. lol

I don't even...

I would never have smoked a year old cigarette.

Cigars are very nice.

Old weed in a jam jar. I think it the stuff from the trip from Canada. Its highschool 98ish.

Bullshit. No one holds weed for that long without smoking it while simultaneously being consciously aware of it.


Big word banana bananza. Can you keep up?

I thought not.



Unless you're saying you already smoked it, in which case you fail to elaborate properly leaving your story full of holes. You could have easily smoked it in 99 whilst claiming it was 98 weed. *added that your weed was sealed maintaining the freshness for up to 6 months* any age weed isn't the same as an aged old cigarette (weed doesn't get stale it gets dry and easy to break apart) you get high and drink water (or any cold beverage of your choosing) that's the general consensus on how weed should be smoked anyway. Cottonmouth is expected if you smoke right hold that shit in bitch. Weed no matter how old or waterlogged is delicious. Comparing weed to a cigarette....You should be ashamed!


I just burned out my brain again its exhausted. Air head mode-on!

I just won the internets. Deal with it.


Even this faggot wouldn't touch your dick.lol

Commit suicide. Poor unsmoked weed :(
If you did smoke it you better have apologized to the gods for your transgression.

Make it wait so many years. Ugh. I am so disgusted.

Yeah it is, when you are given something that is as dry as the sahara it's okay to complain. Sorry I take my cigars seriously.

Well now aren't we sophisticated? =3

I'm from a ghetto so i'm less picky about what I smoke.
I just stopped rolling them from butts. Took me 2 years to realize why it is not okay normal or sanitary.lol

Is just now finally migrating back to society.
I was gross!


Dry as the sahara.lol - overstatement from a rich dude much. lol
I've smoked tobacco that would give you nightmares and make your skin crawl

All brands are getting shittier.
Two years ago, I would have been happy to buy a box of red Marlboro, even at the high price it has compared to other brands. Now it tastes terrible. *blegh*
I'm on red West now, but it's nowhere near as good as it was a year ago. Might switch to something else soon.

Good job killing yourselves.

Not sure how using a metaphor makes me rich, but yeah sure.

>I knew about it until I found it.
> I smoke it.
> weed doesn't age
> You won anying

Your airheadness is entertaining and internal fay.

Fuck...

Dry Cigars are gross, you don't have to be rich to know that.

I don't smoke too frequently nowadays, but when i do, its usually one of my pipes.

Before you know it you'll sound like Dr. Girlfriend from the Venture Brothers.

Hello Dean.

smoking is bad mmkay

I want to go watch this show again now.

I don't smoke... only thing I'll do is smoke a cigar every now and again. Usually when I wear a suit on the town, which is very rare