I Never

Always had a dog.. my only friend living in them mountains for soo long.

I never had more then 1000 in my bank account ever.

I don't have a bank account.

I never appreciated real art.

Saw wall carvings at Angkor Wat and it was pretty cool.

I never ate a sardine.

You're not missing much -.-

I've been electrocuted by anything stronger than a 9 volt battery.

I got shocked by one of those Tesla ball things in Physics class. Needless to say, when the teacher tells you not to step off the rubber mats, YOU LISTEN!!!

I never got my wisdom teeth removed.

Surgically cut out when I was 18. Never used a single pain pill afterwards, it was beautiful.

I've never played pool at a bar.

its fun to hustle ppl at bars for drinks or money at pool.

I never crossed swords with another guy.

There are a number of ways to intepret that. I'm going with the least awkward.


I've never had a wet dream.

I don't really get wet dreams, but this one time about 2 years ago I dreamt I was having sex with some random chick. It was unbelievably realistic in the sense that I felt "everything" and you can guess what I awoke to find.

I never lost at a game of thumb-wrestling.

I lost so many times haha. My fingers are somewhat shorter, so I need to be much stronger than the opp to win. DX

Never used a condom. Seriously. :3

I use 'em. Unless I'm trying to get myself infected with STDs. Tried doing without any protection once. Feels good, but there's that potential risk to get sick. I don't wanna go to a doctor and complaining about having the syph or gonorrhea.

I never tried dating younger girls.

Ive only dated younger girls. As in girls younger then me, and not overly younger than me. (im not pedo...), but its only been by a couple of months really, nothing overly major.

I have never been in a fight (like a serious, physical one)

I've ended up in fights a lot in elementary school. Mostly because I got bullied and was one to pnch back...

I've never been outside of the EU

Born and raised in America, though I've been to Italy and the U.K. I like Europe better =/

I've never laughed so hard I cried.

I did, lotsa times. In fact I almost suffocated laughing if my friends didn't step in

I've never eaten Insects

Crickets can be surprizingly delicious cooked and all spicey and cruchy. Word of advice: Don't eat the legs. LOL

I've never drank absinthe.

Yeah, crickets can be delicious! I eat the legs too though, if they're deep fried.

Erm, back on topic. Yes, I've had absinthe. Actually, I just had a nice drink made with it a couple of days ago when I went to a jazz bar. It was a bit too sweet, but whatever.

I've never been scared of spiders. Surprised, maybe, but not scared.

I once freaked out by a spider when it woke me up by crawling on my face. Killed that fucker ! Damn, that was a nasty wakeup call...

I've never drank diet cola after menthos

I HAVE NO CHOICE, BUT to DRINK DIET SODA..but i played cola war with some menthos/cola bombs and drunk coke with pop rocks.

Never dumped a girl/guy.

^If by dumped you mean dump a girl in the trash can, then yes I have done that. =D
Though it was at track practice and we were just waiting for the coach to show up so we decided to trash can our one unlucky friend. Pretty good times.

I never rode an animal (i.e. horse, dog, elephant, donkey, etc.).