I really need help.

How the fuck do I reject someone that has been so stubborn, that doesn't know when to give up? Clearly, she knows I don't love her.

Write "I don't like you" on your dick. Then slap her in the face with it.

Is she like stalking you and stuff or just bothering you?

Explain to her she not your type because she has a vagina.

She might go unconscious if I slap her with my rock hard dick.



She neither, but it is bothering me with it if she doesnt give up.



B-b-but, I love vagina....

You dont have to love her to give her the dick.

Tell as calmly and gently as possible that she isn't type without hurting her feelings of why you don't want to be with her.

I based 26 years of my life on this concept.

Billy Connolly put it quite well;

"Women, need to feel loved, to have sex- and men, need sex, to feel loved".


As for your problem, Devs-

Fuck her, but as you cum, shout out the wrong name. Preferably that of a girl she hates.

This. Best advice you can get on this matter

Show her your Nyaruko body pillows and a marriage certificate proving you are married to Nyaruko.

LRR for serious advice.

Tell her you frequent the forums of an anime porn site; you'll either scare her off or find a kindred soul.

Well I'll do it to a stranger, not my best friend.



All hell breaks loose.



I'm not really looking for one, since only a few users here actually can come up with a decent answer.



She already knows.

Please tell us more uncle freaky :D

Two cases of the clap and bitches yelling about the seek out after.

Where's kittie when I need her advice?

If she told you she likes you just say you don't feel the same way if she didn't say she likes you get a girlfriend or just be like your like family to me and I could never date family :personal exp
Joke answer say it like shirahoshi type Ja ne or give her the D then say that I don't like you that way but you can be my sex friend if the sex is good of course

Just went to bed.