I really need help.

Lick her butt-hole

I wanna keep my post count for a little while though.


Well, right now, we're not really discussing about 'that'. Should I bring it up the next time she talks about it?


I don't block people. It's just plain annoying.

Pussy. You can't keep living life half-assing things.

So you're not gonna get help from your own little problem because of post count?

Erasing someone's existence just because of that is too much, it's not like she murdered someone or something.


It's funny how you don't get my sarcasm. I already have a thread in LRR regarding this matter, I could just post thete, it's just I wanna have a variety of both serious and hentai-logic responses that I can't get in LRR.

You do realize that as long as there is a semblance of a chance of you two getting together, IE you two being friends in any respect, she will still pursue you, right?

It's not even because she's, as you say, stubborn; Anyone with feelings like that constantly pursue them, even if they know they have no chance. Her having those feelings pretty much limits you to choosing between the two options of:

1. Removing her from your life. She will never stop pursuing you, and there's nothing you can say to make her stop and stay friends.

2. Deal with her fawning. It can't be so bad that it is unbearable; having women swooning for you can't be the worst thing that can happen (After all, everyone knows being naked at a Village People Concert is the worst thing that happen). She might have feelings for someone else over time and you can stay friends with her by just acting normal until then.

But then again, that's just my thought on this.

TL;DR? skip straight here: I was speaking seriously, there. If you'd rather an IB answer, than...

Option number 1 would be my last resort, simply because losing her as a friend may ruin the relationship between my other friends and I. If there is no other choice, then I'm gonna have to use it.

Option number 2 sounds more realistic and bearable to me. I guess I have to deal with it. I'm not sure how she's gonna react if I end up finding someone I love and pursue her. But, that's her consequence, not mine. I told her politely that I only see her as a bestfriend, nothing more.

Just rape and kill her... you're still in the prison yard, it not gonna matter.






You can change the order if you feels.

I thought you'd know by now that she's overseas, it'll be easy for me to getaway with that.

Craig list hitman.

Why did you accept her friend request? You know it was going to be bad when you clicked "yes"

relationship advice from kittie... lol

Don't you mean, you don't want a bunch of hentai-logic responses? Lrr seems to be filling with virgins who have hentai logic advice, and it's literally hitler.
You'll be trying to help somebody, and then some faggot comes into the thread and gives some hentai-logic bullshit, and fucks it all up. And then there's the 'FRIENDZONE IS BAD' person that posted on your thread...

I hear good old JD cures all of the world's problem.

lolikr

Something about your avi makes me happy

This is a very concise and appropriate, not to mention necessary thing that needs to be said, yet this got negative reputation.

Anyone want to tell me why? :/




That is the worst response to this situation I think I've ever read. It would inevitably create the single most confusing environment for her and all it would do in the end is cause more emotional calamity than if he just let her know in no uncertain terms that it's just not going to happen.

Devs,

You know what the honorable thing to do is. The longer you go without doing it, the more suspect your character becomes.



...Excuse me?

Firstly, there is currently no relationship between him and the girl at all.
Secondly, I have a far greater grasp on the mechanics and psychological dynamics of a relationship than just 'guessing'. I actually see a psychologist and discuss these things on a regular basis, I'm not just pulling it out of my ass.

Have my demon seed.. my faith allows plural marriage.

....The more you say stuff like that, the more I think you may be serious.