If you could talk to your 12 year old self

I would tell him to grow a pair and talk to some girls. Also to get off my lazy ass and study and exercise so you wont grow to be fat.

I would told him to kill himself.. or warn him about the following things:

Don't try jumping the hill on my bike.
The whore who tried to kill me.
Save your gi money instead of drinking it away.
Use that money and invest in this shitty company called Apple.
On feb 2 of 1997 at 12:39am.. turn right on shaw ave. James is alive.
Warn about 9/11 and ask for a million.

Kill Lord British.

I would tell him to stop being a pussy.

Older Dollci: " Hello 12 year old me."

Younger Dollci: " OMG ... did you come to the future?"

Older Dollci: " Yes and I have something to tell you."

Younger Dollci: " OMG what is it .. is it a special message?"

Older Dollci: " Yes and I have come tell you."

Younger Dollci: " What is it?"

Older Dollci: " YOU MOTHERFUCKING PISS DRINKING, BLOODY FUCKING DOG WHO CAME FROM THE PLANET DUMBASS .... You should have never had your first time with an african-american girl!!!!"

Younger Dollci: " OMG why are you screaming at me?"

Older Dollci: " Because of that first time, I can't stop thinking about dirty booties."

Younger Dollci: " What should I do?"

Older Dollci: " Protect your virginity until you move to Germany and meet a hot russian girl named Olga."

Younger Dollci: " WHY? "

Older Dollci: " Trust me ................ it's worth it."

Older Dollci: " Oh and Younger me?"

Younger Dollci: " Yes? "

Older Dollci: " Try to look up the word "Fakku" on Google when the year 2006-2007 comes around. "

Younger Dollci: " ................................................. "

Older Dollci: " Trust me, you'll thank me for this. "

Younger Dollci: " Why should I be thanking myself? "

Older Dollci: " ......................................................................................................................................................................................... you got a good point there. "

That was a really good video.

OT: No

Someone's jimmies been rustled.

Whoa, that was a really cool video. Kudos to him.

"Everything seems to be in order. I guess you should probably get a job at 16 or if not, spend your time playing VNs. You'll love them.

Also, there's a place called Fakku. In 2007 make an account there and try to get the first post. The first post is forever lost on Fakku but if a fresh user comes in maybe that first post will still exist. Hopefully Jacob won't wipe the server or something rather."

Because of that "specific" event .. a chain of misfortunes has happened to me .... but still felt good though. ( Troll Face )

Current Me: Just be yourself, do whatever you want. But, just don't fuck up your relationship with that girl you're gonna have in 2 years time.

12 years old Me: Okay....wait, who are you?

Current Me: Doesn't matter, and also, create an account in a site called "Fakku" later in 2007, and DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE SAY YOU'RE 13/14 YEARS OLD!

The only thing I could say would be

To stop being a damn pussy. If I meet my 12 year-old self, I would go to jail for hitting the stupid idiot. But first, I would tell him not to make a baseball slide on second base when that Music teacher made us play baseball instead of doing its job, at the beginning of May. My feet aren't straight because of that injury.

We can't assimilate our conciousnesses to our old selves'?

Cool video.

I'd convince my younger self to beat the shit out of that one asshole kid. I'd even join him.
Because real men fight 12 year olds.

This would be easier.

OT:

Don't move to Texas. It sucks, and you'll live with asshole family members

Stop being a snitch, remember, snitches get stitches.

Whenever you move, TAKE YOUR GAME SYSTEMS WITH YOU NO MATTER WHAT.

Exercise, and don't hurt yourself, just make yourself better. Women love it.

Don't be afraid to talk to girls

Take school seriously, just trust me on this one.

I'm not gonna lie, this thread makes me a bit emotional...

tell him to invest in google and apple

The things you're gonna see, the things you're gonna hear. You're gonna be alone, kid. So very very alone.

And it doesn't get any better.