I'm gonna do it,.

I have advocated you not take me seriously when I say something on IB, but for the love of What ever Deity you pray to, and my sanity, I want you to take this as being serious.

I'm starting to get back into exercising, and I've decided, starting next week I am swearing off junk food.

I'm going to exercise and I'm gonna loose this keg that I carry around with me all the time.

I'm going to do it. In the words of Naruto Uzumaki "BELIEVE IT!"

YOU GO BRO!!!
you can do it!!!
mind over matter!!!
now drop and give me Thirty!!

bok ye

I just ran 5 miles I'm not gonna do shit

thats good!
soon you'll get rid of that keg and have a six pack in no time!

I know how yeah feel I'd used to be out of shape but now I am at a good wieght and still working at it!!

But I'd rather have a keg than a six pack

Kegs have more Biiru in them

congrats to you, it will only help you in every way imaginable.

well heres a tip, do some exercieses like push ups, sit ups and indian squats before doing your miles. When you run when you're already exhausted, you burn of alot more fat than you ever will if you just run while prepared.

Will power is everything

Uh thanks I think. I can't tell if I should take that as an Insult or a complement.

good luck to you man, for all us other fat asses (i am not specifically calling you one just an expression) we hope you fail miserably, cuz if you can do it, then what excuse do we have when told we can do it to?
j/k in all seriousness i wish you the best of luck man, i might think about doing something similar myself, being Catholic and Lent right around the corner, but anyway i really do hope for your success

complete basic truth; it will help your health, long run and short, it will help your daily activities, it will help your ability to charm the opposite sex, it will help with sexual performance, it will help with any job or career path you may choose (society looks down on large people); i don't really have time to get into the sheer amount of help this is give you, but you can probably see that there is no bad part about this decision other than it's hard to do and you most likely will fail, statistics based assumption only.

I understand the benefits of it. I've done similar things before(I'm down to 297 from 319 sense August of 2008), I do not mean any offense when I say the following. It's just how you worded it that made me question it.

Edit: I'm also going to periodically post updates in this thread.

it's probably also due to my ability to turn anything said into a seemingly aggressive insult even if not intended.

YES you can

well, i'm not gonna say you can do it cuz thats up to you, anyway good luck. we'll be here when you give up and need a shoulder to cry on.

if you manage to do it you get one of these

What the fuck is that?

And thank you for the support guys, really appreciative knowing you guys think I can do it.

that angelus is an cheeseburger and chips piza

as i said manage to accomplish your goal and i shall give you one

dude im sure you can do it as long as you want too

whatever you say, go for it. you got my support.

i work out and train everyday but you are doing something i cannot.
i cannot stay away from junk food. it's it's impossible :evil:

do it for the both of us man :cry: