I'm taking over the world.

I'll take Russia...

NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL NEVER APPROVE HIM AS MY DAD!

:(

I'll take Soviet Russia- as in- the entirety of the former Soviet Republic.

Failing that, I'll settle for Scotland.

I want to rule Flipland.

I'll be the weeb here and call Japan. Everything will be "kawaii as fuck" and everybody will be required to say "desu" after every sentence. No exceptions desu.

Shinji Ex - Sol

Okay, I want Colombia for the cocaine which we can give to lolis to make them more energetic while having sex.

Taking over China. Because only the master of Kung Fu can handle the job.

Give me the north pole.

Can I have the Vatican? It's independent from the rest of the surrounding country and I want it so that I can do terrible, horrible things to the Catholic faith.

I'll take Afganistan, I can kill anybody I want and nobody will give a shit!

Updated the list.

Going to remind you guys that I wont give places I want so if your name isn't on the list I either don't know you well enough and you asked for too much/too large a country. Also I'm Roman Catholic so requesting the very center of my faith so you can torment my jesus-brothers might not be a smart call.

I want Nauru. It's small and out of the way from pretty much everything.

Curse this ill-fated turn of events!

I'll take philippines.

DAMMIT

I was trying to invade the Philipines with Tsujoi so I can have their bananas, but he turned me down, he didn't want nuclear powered whales. Instead I'm supplying Palestine with nukes in exchange for rice growing land. I'm ahead of the game, lets see some deals and alliances going on. In the works with New Zealand for some sheep right now.

Edit: Got some sheep in a trade for rice. I've got an alliance going on, woo!

Editedit: [12:57:43 AM] Space: hey, new zealand, do you want to level afghanistan and take their poppy fields?
[12:58:37 AM] Master: sure
[12:58:39 AM] Master: lets do that


Do we have to roll a dice or something? I've got three countries at my back waiting to level Afghanistan.

Shouldn't the center of your faith be the one they call I Am? And not a location?

Also I have just started reading the Bible (old testament).

Also thanks for giving me Rwanda!

I shall conquer Canada.

You bastard, you just want it so you can control Ryssenm