I'm taking over the world.

I'll govern Iran.

Kyou no Go no Ni

I just want my own hippie colony that we'll all protect with the impregnable power of love, and thus be safe from all you crazy fucking nazis.

So,

Canadaplz.

Ask for the Northwest territories including BC and Idaho then. You need Idaho's potatoes and Neo nazi's to protect and feed the vegan hipsters who you need to brew and bake your artisan products for trade. I need food from califorina and i will send you better wine,quality cure meats and cheese and I'll even throw you 200,000 French slaves when i invade. Will be a quick fight. Burn the slaves wine and cheese though... only the southern French wine is ok.

Haiti. As a half Haitian myself it is my birthright, plus i've actually been there. So i feel i am most qualified to rule it

I'll take Bangladesh, I guess. I can tame some tigers and make them deadly weapons.

Well... deadlier, at least...

sorry mate but i claim the underworld (Highschool DxD) and the Deviluke Empire (To Love Ru/Darkness) but you can have the rest[feeling generous today!]

in terms of earth though I only want NY in North America 'cuz I've lived here my whole life and can't see anyone impossing them selves on me
(commanding a Devilukian Battleship would be awesome...)

If you also give us a few weapons and train my men then we have a deal.

Okay, cool. I'm going to need your help with the filipines, I still want their goddamned bananas.

Dude, we got good bananas in Bangladesh too. Why not just ask us (for the small price of backing off from us, of course)?

You'll pay me to not attack you? Fucking deal, my people want bananas.

VIVA LA MEXICO!

Even Mexicans don't want Mexico.

The cartels aint nothing to fuck with

I would like to take Malaysia and then embark on an expansionist policy.

It is a very rich country that nobody in the world knows about except for the Arabs. Makes it very appealing to me.

And the residents of that country are fearful that Singapore would attack her and are under attack by Indonesian people who believe that Malaysia is attacking them! I believe an expansionist policy targeted at these countries would be a panacea to these problems.

Since I'm ineligible to conquer a big country such as China, am I allowed to take over Nepal? I shall settle within the mountain areas of the country, secretly training the most elite army of all elite armies.

Updated it once again.

I'm going to keep America, Canada, Great Britain, Japan, China, Israel, South Africa, Egypt, Switzerland, South Korea, and Vatican City, with possible others which I may decide to keep based on whims in the future.

That being said, I wont annex anything unless the governor in place has misbehaved or acted against me.

Looks like it's time to start expanding.

I'm looking at you Mexico/Central America.

Good idea...I was going to hit Mexico, but since you want it, I might warm up for other ventures by taking Bangladesh first.

I'LL KILL YOU, THEY'RE GIVING ME BANANAS.