I'm taking over the world.

Dammit, I want a country too. Feel like throwing Luxembourg my way? They drive on the right and have three official languages.

I want to rule over Bhutan

Some of my laws in Colombia:

Lolis and children above the age of 12 are legal.
Cocaine and marijuana are legal.
Free internet (fiber optics) for citizens who enlist or get drafted into the Colombian Army.
Have no less than 200,000 people in the Colombian Army; will draft to meet these ends.
Cannot cut down more than 30,000 trees every fiscal quarter.

Small problem with your plan...I am in your way to Asia, and I have no problems flattening a small africian country or 3.

Y U NO GIVE ME SOUTH KOREA

Oh hey CPOK, I haven't seen you in a long time! Are you still in the Navy? Was it the Navy?

Also why you being mean to me?

First African nation to bring me Steven h/long's head get his country.

Nigeria shall attack Steven H and take Rwanda.

So I guess we are allowed to just march through any country to attack people? Cause having a mass army march through one's country won't raise red flags!

Also I am issuing the Mass Genocide of Rwanda again! I am also setting fire to all the crops, and villages. All my Tutsi shall kill all women, children, and men who don't take up arms against the enemy that is Nigeria!

As long as I don't have a child army the Americans won't do shit or even care. Now surrender or witness your people slaughtered under my trained men and new weapons (thanks to space).
Edit: Whoever brings me the head of Steven gets booze, women, and extra pay. Also don't forget to rape their women.

I am going to be training the Gorillas of Rwanda (actual gorillas) to be fighting machines! I shall be outfitting them with guns and body armor made of wood! Cause 1/3 of the Gorilla population lives in Rwanda.

Also I shall be trying to find a way to harvest Tin Poison! MUAHAHA and create make shift poison bombs!

Then I shall spread aids and send our leper colony to infect your people.

This thread has taken an interesting direction, however it's beginning to look like a forum game...

I shall take the 276 million dollars going to Aids in Rwanda. To protecting our borders! I am purchasing 500 Browning M2's and ammunition for them!

First time someone cared for Africa since the english and flemish.

May I have Greece and/or Mongolia? Or does the supreme master want them?

Nope I am no longer in the navy.

Also you threatoned to march on Asia...to get to Asia you have to go through India. See the problem?

Bets are now open on who is going to will the little pissing match in Africa.

Can you stop Hyenas covered in explosives?

throw tanasinn a bone.

at least let me have dunwich

Effective immedatly, I will be sending 100,000 soldiers to invade Rwanda to hunt down Stephan H. I have permission to go through a certain country to get to you as well Stephan. Which one, is for me and the boss to know. Have fun trying to hide Stephan H.