It's a date

lol. 4 years ago. pretty much this year except 8 technological advancements ago.

1460

>leap year on a Tues.(Someones staying young by superficial years)
>look more
>HORY KURRAPU DIS YEAR BE WAR OF THE ROSES.
>June 26 – Wars of the Roses: Richard Neville, Earl of Warwick and Edward, Earl of March (eldest son of Richard Plantagenet, Duke of York) land in England with an army and march on London.
>July 4 – The cannons of the Tower of London, still in Lancastrian hands, are fired on the city of London, which is mostly in Yorkist hands. The Tower is surrendered on July 19.
>July 10 – Wars of the Roses: Battle of Northampton: Warwick and March defeat a Lancastrian army and seize King Henry VI of England. It is agreed that York will be Henry's heir, disinheriting the King's son Edward of Westminster, Prince of Wales.
>August 3 – While supervising a siege of English occupiers of Roxburgh Castle, King James II of Scotland is killed when one of his own cannon explodes.
>December 30 – Wars of the Roses: Battle of Wakefield: A Lancastrian army under Henry Beaufort, Duke of Somerset and Henry Percy, Earl of Northumberland decisively defeats a Yorkist army under Richard of York and his son, Edmund, Earl of Rutland, who are both killed, the latter murdered after the battle. York's son Edward becomes leader of the Yorkist faction.

Well dat be some weird shit.

YEAR: 1145

Feb 15th - Bernardo elected Pope Eugene III
Apr 22nd - 19th recorded perihelion passage of Halley's Comet

In other words, pretty much nothing happened~

The year is 3401 A.D. Some years (I would have to estimate about 20) have passed since I was taken into suspended animation by an entity appearing human, yet behaves distinctively alien. My name? Gordon Freeman. I was involved in a freak accident at Black Mesa which is now known as the Resonance Cascade incident and Black Mesa got infested with strange creatures from Xen. Along my adventure I encountered a strange being numerous times but it wasn't until I destroyed the cause of the infestation (while being hindered by the pricks at the military in a failed coverup attempt) that he abducted me, gave me the illusion of free choice and put me in suspended animation. He speaks in a manner almost... unpredictable, as he has the tendancy to pause in the middle of sentences and I sense a hint of fear whenever he mentions his... well what he calls his "employers". I have yet to speak back to him and just go along with what he has planned for me, for my life is in his hands and I fear saying the wrong thing could anger him.

Since I got taken into suspended animation by this strange being, the world has been taken over by a hostile race known as the Combine. The "G-man", as I've taken to calling him, dumped me off on a train in a run-down district. I met up with Barney, a woman named Alyx who claims that I know her father Eli (so he probably won't mind if I copulated with her. It has been roughly 20 years after all), and Dr Kleiner who looks just like every other scientist at Black Mesa before the Resonance Casscade incident so he could have been anyone. I'm assuming he's the last one alive for the others likely became Head-crab zombies. Serves them right for not letting me have my free microwave meal. Do you know how difficult it is to stay alive when your stomach's screaming for food the entire time? I almost went cannibal until I found a vending machine.

My mission now is to take down the Citadel - Breen's headquarters. This is going to be a suicide mission unless the G-man has other plans for me. I've also noticed (rather obvious) "cryptic" hints that Eli and Breen know of the existance of the G-man, but they failed to go into detail about their relationship with him. I'll have to keep an eye out.

That's totally wrong because Gordon Freeman was only sent 20 years into the future where Eli and Kleiner are still alive and Alyx has grown up. And that was in before 2010, so we can assume in 3401 that the world would have been destroyed due to the fighting done between the Combine and the human resistance.

Mine is too far ahead to even tell.

Fgt

Look at your fucking square head.

Look at your unloved face.

Look at your sweet ass.

Year 1416 (MCDXVI) was a leap year starting on Wednesday of the Julian calendar.

Events

January–December
January 27 – The Republic of Ragusa is the first state in Europe to outlaw slavery.
May 30 – The Catholic Church burns Jerome of Prague as a heretic.
Date unknown
The Trezzo sull'Adda Bridge (the longest arch bridge in the world at the time) is destroyed.
Ottoman–Venetian maritime treaty (1416)

Births

March 27 – Antonio Squarcialupi, Italian composer (d. 1480)
October 26 – Edmund Grey, 1st Earl of Kent (d. 1490)
date unknown
Pal Engjëlli, Albanian Catholic clergyman (d. 1470)
Francis of Paola, founder of the Order of the Minims (d. 1507)
Piero di Cosimo de' Medici, ruler of Florence (d. 1469)
probable – Jacquetta of Luxembourg, daughter of Pierre de Luxembourg (d. 1472)

Deaths

February 27 – Eleanor of Castile, queen consort of Navarre (b. c. 1363)
March 15 – John, Duke of Berry, son of John II of France (b. 1340)
April 2 – King Ferdinand I of Aragon (b. 1379)
May 21 – Anna of Celje, queen consort of Poland (b. 1386)
May 30 – Jerome of Prague, Czech theologian (executed) (b. 1379)
December 3 – Henry the Mild, Duke of Brunswick-Lüneburg
date unknown – The Limbourg brothers, painters of the Très Riches Heures du Duc de Berry.
probable – Owain Glyndŵr, Welsh Prince and leader of the Welsh Revolt

I have no ass, your argument is invalid.

Hi Mike :D
how's it goin?

Not much, Jesus. I've got some work in Alberta. Contract until Christmastime.

What about you?

Calculus Florentinus~

I'm a robot.

1542

The year first contact is made with Japan by Portuguese explorer Fernão Mendes Pinto.

1936 I'm loving my post count.

-Stalin starts his great purge of the Soviet Union.
-Germany gives a big "fuck you" to the Treaty of Versailles by reoccupying the Rhineland
-Germany launches the first operative helicopter, Focke-Wulf Fw 61.
-Germany and Italy form the Axis of Awesome. Japan joins later in the fall because they don't like Russia.
-Italian East Niggerland is formed, with the annexation of Ethiopia, Eritrea, and Italian Salamiland.
-The Spanish Civil War begins. Olé!
-Berlin Olympics. Whatever.

Something I should have mentioned at 1933, when I created this thread.

-Hitler becomes Germany's boss.

fucking nothing.

-Jesus.

-Ancient History finishes. History is invented.