It's a date

you should shut the fuck up, nerd.

I have no shame in knowing things. It's fun to have information in your head.

awesome


:D

Year 131
Emperor Hadrian builds the city Aelia Capitolina on the location of Jerusalem.

The Praetor's Edict is definitively codifed by Salvius Julianus on Hadrian's orders. This change means that senatorial decrees become a mere confirmation of the imperial speech (oratio principis) which initiated them. »

This year.

-Meteor explodes over Russia.
-Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio gets promoted as Pope Dude.
-Canada, being somewhat spoiled in terms of vast amounts of nature, further neglects green policies.
-Snowden announces the absolutely stunning revelation that the government spies on us.
-Simba Prince George born.
-Wicked Witch of the West Thatcher dies.
-Croatia joins the EU.
-Trouble in the Middle East and war and coups and stuff.
-Russia doesn't want gay athletes to display a different sort of Pole Vault.
-Super Storm careens into the Flipinnines.

Germanicus Julius Caesar, commander in chief of the Roman legions in the East and beloved by the legionaries, dies of poisoning.

On his deathbed he accuses Gnaeus Calpurnius Piso, the governor of Syria, of poisoning him.

The year is 2456

-Esko Aho, the 45th President of Finlind dies
-The Grand Space War finally takes place, but only lasts 15 minutes.
-150 Goya paintings are found and Spain quickly locks them
-The 2nd US Civil War ends. No one knows what to do. Anarchists rejoice.
-Germany finally win the World Cup after making it to the semi-finals/finals 614 years consecutively.
-Mexico's government is overthrown by drug lords, which is then overthrown by the Mexican people.
-Mexican Soccer/Futbol commentators become the most exported thing to come out of Mexico (even after the double revolution).
-China copyrights the Mexican Flag and the long "Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooool" shout
-Time Travel is developed. First person comes back in half.
-NASA moves to Russia.

41?
Jesus died a few years ago, and now the Jews are tryin' to deny 'im.

The year was 1646:

Feb 16th - Battle of Great Torrington, Devon - the last major battle of the first English Civil War.
Feb 28th - Roger Scott was tried in Mass for sleeping in church
Mar 6th - Joseph Jenkes, MA, receives 1st colonial machine patent
Apr 27th - King Charles I flees Oxford
May 5th - King Charles I surrenders at Scotland
May 30th - Spain & Netherlands signs temporary cease fire
Jun 25th - Thomas Fairfax' New Model-army occupies Oxford
Jul 30th - English parliament sets king Charles I Newcastle Propositions
Oct 28th - 1st Protestant church assembly for indians (Massachusetts)
Nov 4th - Massachusetts uses death penalty for denying that Holy Bible is God's word

It's 2066

- Kevin Costne's Waterworld

2583... Future wars are in action

(5747)My religion is now the largest on Earth.

10,615 The earth is now in it's fifth dark age.

G.O.D Bomb will be constructed.
I will dictate a country.

253, so many ancestors I'll never know were alive.

Were they good? Were they bad? Was my one lf my great-great-great-great and so on grandmothers, cute at twenty?

Shame most of us lose track of our blood and history after our great-grandparents.

Stuff happened in 668AD

On September 15, Emperor Constans II is killed under mysterious circumstances in his bath during a mutiny at Syracuse.
Mezezius, Byzantine general and patrikios ("first patrician"), is proclaimed emperor by the army in Syracuse.

Chinese troops sent by the Tang Dynasty emperor Gao Zong complete their conquest of the Korean Peninsula, making Korea a vassal state.

Birth of the monk Gyōki, one of the founders of Japanese Buddhism, in the Otori district of Kawachi Province.

2014.


It is coming.

I suddenly hope that you will make exactly one non-IB post every year; no more, no less.

I'm kinda considering it, actually.

10,691

The earth ended in 2030