Just kill me now

So I went out with friends today and eventually it lead me to their apartment to further hang and wait for one of theme to get out of work (I didn't have my car handy, since my mother had went to work). I decided to chill here to wait for one of theme to get off work and give me a ride back home. This also lead to me finding out that the several months hiatus I had from them that most of them had become bronies.

Sat I sat here from 3pm to about midnight, being forced to watch mlp, and listen to those fucking poopy remixes.
I call my friend, only to find he is drunk and high off his ass at work and wouldn't be out till 3 in the morning... So I continued to wait while being subject to so much displeasure. My other potential rides were either asleep or didn't have the gas.

So I call again about 20 minutes ago, no answer.
I'm hitting him in the dick with a plastic mjolnir when I see him.
Someone just kill me now.
The music is starting to get in my head and pony porn is being discussed.
I await my maker.

They've been infected. You have to kill them now before the virus spreads.

I am but only one beautiful man.
I can only do so much.

Sucks to be you.

... why not kill your friends?

DON'T BE A PUSSY!

And I thought watching every episode of the Fate/stay night anime back to back was torture.

You are a stronger man than I am.

lol I'm imagining your situation being something like this:

Start running and don't stop.

Condolences, bro.

Lol.

Sorry man. You need better friends that don't force you to watch MLP

sux2bU man

Did someone say....PONY PORN?!

PORN TIME?!

My god, you poor bastard.

My reaction exactly.
I still need to run...
I WANT MY CAR.

When I saw the title, I half expected you to be innvolved in an orgy and you being the only person without someone to bang. But being forced to watch MLP is a whole lot worse.

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster have Mercy on your soul.