Just kill me now

Maeve · 2012-05-19T07:33:33+00:00

So I went out with friends today and eventually it lead me to their apartment to further hang and wait for one of theme to get out of work (I didn't have my car handy, since my mother had went to work). I decided to chill here to wait for one of theme to get off work and give me a ride back home. This also lead to me finding out that the several months hiatus I had from them that most of them had become bronies. Sat I sat here from 3pm to about midnight, being forced to watch mlp, and listen to those fucking poopy remixes. I call my friend, only to find he is drunk and high off his ass at work and wouldn't be out till 3 in the morning... So I continued to wait while being subject to so much displeasure. My other potential rides were either asleep or didn't have the gas. So I call again about 20 minutes ago, no answer. I'm hitting him in the dick with a plastic mjolnir when I see him. Someone just kill me now. The music is starting to get in my head and pony porn is being discussed. I await my maker.

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GracefulDiscension.

13 years ago

RIP Alexis, RIP...

Tyranosaurus_Secks

13 years ago

Damn, you're STILL there?

Spaghetti Man be with you...

PumpJack McGee

13 years ago

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!

Well- except amputation.

Can't really bench if you've no arms to bench with.

Hm.

Paralysis would kinda be a step back, too.

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

13 years ago

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Buff_Daddy_Dizzle The True Buff Bizzle

13 years ago

Maeve wrote...

I'm hitting him in the dick with a plastic mjolnir when I see him.

May the blessings of Thor be with you.

Fallan Kamen Rider Cheeki

13 years ago

PumpJack McGee wrote...

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!

Well- except amputation.

Can't really bench if you've no arms to bench with.

Hm.

Paralysis would kinda be a step back, too.

And shock

Vayne

13 years ago

Friendship is magic. Since friendship is magic, use the power of friendship and put them out of their misery. You're their friend, they'll understand your act of mercy.

Show them your power of friendship:

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