Lost My Right Eye = EYEPATCH OR GLASSES

So, some bastard thought it would be funny to shine a (high powered) laser pen in my eye. I have now lost the sight in it (till it heals, if ever).

I've got the choice of tinted glasses or an eye patch.

Glasses = I'll ruin my good eye
Eyepatch = I live on a boat = Pirate jokes.


GO GO GO!

Do the eyepatch, you live on a boat, its perfect

Is that even a question? An eyepatch is so classy.

Eyepatch, so what if its a pirate look.

Wear two of them!

Fuck. What is people's obsession with laser pens at the moment? There've been about five stories recently of them being shone into plane and helicopter cockpits...I almost hope one goes off a runway so they get a massive fucking jail sentence.

Anyway, I think you know the answer. Also gives you an excuse for a parrot and copious amounts of grog.

Eye patch for sure.

An eye patch with a yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Obviously you should get an eye patch.

Eye Patch. If anybody asks why you have it just say it's to contain your Geass power.

Which git voted glasses!

Now I can't get 100%! |:

Eye patch ftw.

why is this even a question? eye patch, being confused for a pirate should never be considered a bad thing.

An eyepatch over the glasses would be win...

That's called a douche.

Also, related:

Eyepatch, the dorks with the one tint glasses look like freaks. Get the lock on style instead of the butt pirate style.

A) Katana handguard eyepatch Jubei style
B) Glasses with one lens busted out for your good eye and a black opaque plate over the injured eye with a jolly roger on the front.

The choice is yours.

Eyepatch man. All cool guys have eyepatches

Just get the eyepatch, enough said.