Masturbating in College/University
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-tell him to go take a walk as you need some quality time (and be prepared to return the favor), then:
-move somewhere with a private room ASAP.
-move somewhere with a private room ASAP.
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mibuchiha
Fakku Elder
masturbating in college is not that hard, really. just use the method gibbous listed, or just use the different gaps between lectures that you and your roommate have...hard to believe that you guys have exactly the same timetable.
hell, i've even felt the heat during a lecture before...just get out of the hall, go somewhere you can hide, and then do it...ah, once it in the library too. having pocket tissues in such times is really convenient...
hell, i've even felt the heat during a lecture before...just get out of the hall, go somewhere you can hide, and then do it...ah, once it in the library too. having pocket tissues in such times is really convenient...
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mibuchiha wrote...
hell, i've even felt the heat during a lecture before...just get out of the hall, go somewhere you can hide, and then do it...ah, once it in the library too. having pocket tissues in such times is really convenient...Seriously in the library you just couldn't wait?
But yeah just wait till your roommate is in class lock the door and go to town. Oh and I’ll reiterate the LOCK THE DOOR! Sorry for shouting but it is important oh that was a funny day, oh what a funny day.
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GinIchimaru_09 wrote...
Sorry for shouting but it is important oh that was a funny day, oh what a funny day.Gotten stung, have we, eh?
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gibbous wrote...
Gotten stung, have we, eh?No but I know someone who has and it wasn’t as cool as your pic depicts and it was his girlfriend.
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mibuchiha
Fakku Elder
@gin: well, actually i can. but the thrill of doing it in the library, and the risk of getting caught...i thought i must feel that at least once. which is why i did it.
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GinIchimaru_09 wrote...
No but I know someone who has and it wasn’t as cool as your pic depicts and it was his girlfriend.:\. I've luckily only been walked in on by my girlfriend, and equally luckily she was completely cool with it. Gave me a hug and told me not to be embarrassed, and that was it. No drama.
I totally agree with locking the door in a dorm though, I'd probably die of mortification if anyone other than her walked in on me -.-;
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just do it in the toilet sometimes i even do it when i in study in college n it much easy than just go masturbate in library that just my opinion
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Sometimes I do it when my roommates asleep, and it's easy to tell because he snores. Other than that, bathroom, lock your room, anticipate your roommate's time schedule are the obvious alternatives.
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gibbous wrote...
:\. I've luckily only been walked in on by my girlfriend, and equally luckily she was completely cool with it. Gave me a hug and told me not to be embarrassed, and that was it. No drama.Well you’re luckier than him I’m not a good friend of his actually I didn’t even know him until it happened so you can see how it went down.
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Yeah, lock the door. Also, open the window and turn on a fan to get rid of any smells.
That, or go into the toilet during an off period.
That, or go into the toilet during an off period.
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sv51macross wrote...
Also, open the window and turn on a fan to get rid of any smells.I...I...I don't want to know, actually. But I must say, that does sound rather catastrophic.
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grimjaw02 wrote...
just do it in the toilet sometimes i even do it when i in study in college n it much easy than just go masturbate in library that just my opinionIn the toilet? Damn...wow...
In my case I couldn't imagine fapping if I wasn't in bed. I'm pretty sure that if you'd tell your roommate you need some time alone, he'd understand lol XD
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lazyasschillypepper wrote...
In my case I couldn't imagine fapping if I wasn't in bed.A FAKKU member who doesn't fap at the computer? A rare species, indeed.
Although masturbating in the bathroom doesn't sound the least bit appealing.
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Vio wrote...
lazyasschillypepper wrote...
In my case I couldn't imagine fapping if I wasn't in bed.A FAKKU member who doesn't fap at the computer? A rare species, indeed.
Although masturbating in the bathroom doesn't sound the least bit appealing.
My HDTV is the computer screen. I used the HDMI port to plug it in the tv, so I have a 46 inch computer screen/game screen/movie screen. All in one ^_^
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Vio wrote...
lazyasschillypepper wrote...
In my case I couldn't imagine fapping if I wasn't in bed.A FAKKU member who doesn't fap at the computer? A rare species, indeed.
Although masturbating in the bathroom doesn't sound the least bit appealing.
Laptops and projectors are wondrous machines. :P
But yeah, bathroom does nothing for me. Needs to be comfy.
@lazy I was close, but you lucky bastard. I have an old projector which I got for free, but no-where that's particularly apt for using it. :(
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The opportunities are endless, Just whip it out whenever and wherever you like,
Who gives a f*ck if your caught, chicks like watching anyway! (I guess?)
If that doesnt sound good why not just wank in your room anyway and when your friend returns scream... "F*CK OFF YOU GAY B*STARD!!!" or "RAPE". (Problem solved)
Who gives a f*ck if your caught, chicks like watching anyway! (I guess?)
If that doesnt sound good why not just wank in your room anyway and when your friend returns scream... "F*CK OFF YOU GAY B*STARD!!!" or "RAPE". (Problem solved)
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@Dos;
that's why I can fap comfortably in my bed while looking at doujins/hentai movies...
then, after all's said and done ( more like done really lol) I can just switch from input 5 to inut 1 and go from computer to xbox360, just like that ^_^
that's why I can fap comfortably in my bed while looking at doujins/hentai movies...
then, after all's said and done ( more like done really lol) I can just switch from input 5 to inut 1 and go from computer to xbox360, just like that ^_^
