Masturbating in College/University
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lazyasschillypepper wrote...
@Dos;that's why I can fap comfortably in my bed while looking at doujins/hentai movies...
then, after all's said and done ( more like done really lol) I can just switch from input 5 to inut 1 and go from computer to xbox360, just like that ^_^
Not sure what you're answering, I guessed you had a projector or laptop then said you were a lucky bastard when I saw the post about the TV.
You are a lucky bastard nevertheless. :P
@Vio The line "you clearly haven't seen mine" is just way too tempting.
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Try to imagine fapping to one of those full color doujins like from...oh...I dunno...NISE? Awesome, awesome full colored doujins in HD...Haruhi's and Kyou's pussy never looked so goddamn beautifull :')
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gibbous wrote...
sv51macross wrote...
Also, open the window and turn on a fan to get rid of any smells.I...I...I don't want to know, actually. But I must say, that does sound rather catastrophic.
Small room, wonky (boil-your-balls-off hot, or off) heating controls, and a long-since corrected shower schedule.
Being a model airplane builder, access to toluene and MEK-based substances doesn't hurt either.
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Just do it in the bathroom when your feeling horny. or just ask your friend you need a time alone hopefully he wont mind.
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You know, someone was caught fapping in my school library a couple years ago...he got arrested.
If anything, take it to a bathroom or something. At least you get privacy in a bathroom stall or something. Plus the toilet paper is convenient too.
If anything, take it to a bathroom or something. At least you get privacy in a bathroom stall or something. Plus the toilet paper is convenient too.
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lazyasschillypepper wrote...
In my case I couldn't imagine fapping if I wasn't in bed.The man knows his stuff. Bed>chair>the rest. Also, I agree with the negative sentiments about fapping on the loo. That has to be one of the least attractive places to do it at.
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fapping in the bathroom would probably be uncomfortable but you can always give it a try,who knows you might like it.I suggest you tell your roommate that you need some privacy.
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Wow, is the bathroom really not a standerd? That where I've done it for 7 years straight...hmm, I must investigate this...
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Well, even the Tatu girls admitted they masturbated anywhere they felt horny.
But, I'd consider this first. Even if the urge is high, is the place really sanitary? I mean, how many people use those restrooms, who might have an illness, or really good hearing? I may be a bit of a neat freak there, but I really can't bring myself to fap anywhere outside my home. Nothing to do with body issues, mind you (actually, most of my female friends have called me daring and an exhibitionist), but fapping should only take place in your comfort zone, where your privacy can be ensured.
But, if that rubs you right in some way, then good luck not getting caught, and I hope you have great volume control, as some people can get a little *cough* loud during the process.
Cheers.
But, I'd consider this first. Even if the urge is high, is the place really sanitary? I mean, how many people use those restrooms, who might have an illness, or really good hearing? I may be a bit of a neat freak there, but I really can't bring myself to fap anywhere outside my home. Nothing to do with body issues, mind you (actually, most of my female friends have called me daring and an exhibitionist), but fapping should only take place in your comfort zone, where your privacy can be ensured.
But, if that rubs you right in some way, then good luck not getting caught, and I hope you have great volume control, as some people can get a little *cough* loud during the process.
Cheers.
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lol, if there's one thing all males here can agree on, is we hate being interrupted, weather we're simply fapping or if we're with a girl. A man, once he starts, HAS to finish lol. It did happen a few times where I did not get to finish and I was in a one hell of a foul mood
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lazyasschillypepper wrote...
lol, if there's one thing all males here can agree on, is we hate being interrupted, weather we're simply fapping or if we're with a girl. A man, once he starts, HAS to finish lol. It did happen a few times where I did not get to finish and I was in a one hell of a foul moodOh God is that true. It's happened to me a few times and I'm just pissy for the rest of the day until I can finish my business. XD
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by interrupted, I mean like anything that can distract you like say...a phone call from your job asking you if you can come in today. Of course, you don't answer, but the phone call itself takes you out of it, you lose your boner, then you gotta fap and start all over again
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I've had them all. Phone calls, company... Even almost had my mother walk in on me a few years ago. That made everything go to Hell. XD
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Vio wrote...
lazyasschillypepper wrote...
In my case I couldn't imagine fapping if I wasn't in bed.A FAKKU member who doesn't fap at the computer? A rare species, indeed.
Although masturbating in the bathroom doesn't sound the least bit appealing.
hee hee! i do both at the same time!
lazyasschillypepper wrote...
lol, if there's one thing all males here can agree on, is we hate being interrupted, weather we're simply fapping or if we're with a girl. A man, once he starts, HAS to finish lol. It did happen a few times where I did not get to finish and I was in a one hell of a foul moodreally? i end up sulky and with a limp as my right nut hurts like a bitch in those cases.
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Oh hell, anyone had that problem where you try to force a fantasy to quickly and your left with a boner and no way to come? I must've had a hard on for ten or fifteen minutes after that. I'm not sure what this is but by god did I learn to take my time cuz the alternative is a real bitch.
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well in my first year college days ive brought the entire computer to my apartment so i had no problem fapping to my heart's content. but the big problem is when my childhood friend moved in with me coz shes attending the same college as i am. i was invisible to her but one day she found me at a very compromising and awkward situation... so it happened that the horniness was too great and well... but THAT was the most embarrassing moment in college! hope it never happens again in the upcoming years
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lazyasschillypepper wrote...
lol, if there's one thing all males here can agree on, is we hate being interrupted, weather we're simply fapping or if we're with a girl. A man, once he starts, HAS to finish lol. It did happen a few times where I did not get to finish and I was in a one hell of a foul moodGetting interrupted during phonesex sucks too. You sort of have to make an attempt to cover the phone-voice thingy while telling your sister, no, you do not want to make cookies right now. Then hope the guy hasn't gone flaccid / died laughing.
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Vio wrote...
Getting interrupted during phonesex sucks too. You sort of have to make an attempt to cover the phone-voice thingy while telling your sister, no, you do not want to make cookies right now. Then hope the guy hasn't gone flaccid / died laughing.Been there done that.
That was probably one of my most embarrassing moments. I'm lucky it was my father who heard me on the phone with my girlfriend, if my mother she would have screamed and called church members to lay hands on me and pray for an exorcism. :P
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Lol, I can just imagine the scenario:
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
-one minute later
*fapfapfapfap jizz*
*Bam!* (your sister, girlfriend, girl walks in)
Jaw agape and in disgust, she says, "What the heck?"
You slowly crane your neck to look at her. 10 seconds pass.
And then you say, "Wassup? Oh this? It's part of man's daily routine. Keeps the blood pumping."
Then she stares at you for another 10 seconds before hightailing it.
You say, "Girls... they don't understand a man's need."
*looks over at the computer and opens a new file.*
...
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
Just thought I'd share this bit of creativity when I was reading this topic.
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
-one minute later
*fapfapfapfap jizz*
*Bam!* (your sister, girlfriend, girl walks in)
Jaw agape and in disgust, she says, "What the heck?"
You slowly crane your neck to look at her. 10 seconds pass.
And then you say, "Wassup? Oh this? It's part of man's daily routine. Keeps the blood pumping."
Then she stares at you for another 10 seconds before hightailing it.
You say, "Girls... they don't understand a man's need."
*looks over at the computer and opens a new file.*
...
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
Just thought I'd share this bit of creativity when I was reading this topic.
