My first taste of Japanese Mayo

I made a thread a while ago about ordering mayo from Japan and reading about it tasting like miracle whip. Well, I was wrong. It tastes far worse than I expected. I took a small finger full just to taste it and I just about vomited. Worst tasting thing I've tasted in a while. Good thing I have some cheeseburger flavoured cheetos to get the taste of it out of my mouth, I'll stick to Hellmann's.

that looks like the dumbest game ever

Cheeseburger flavored Cheetos? No clue they had those

on a side note i wish they still had those taco flavored Doritos

What happened to the bulldog sauce?

I got it. had it with some smokies and mac and cheese, delicious!

I miss guacamole flavoured doritos. Hands down my favourite type of doritos.

Fuck I don't know ^__^

You do realize that you're supposed to flavour the noodles and add meat and vegetables to it right? Also what brand of noodles did you buy?

Herp derp.

If it makes you feel better I forgot how to cook ramen once.

And that my friend was your mistake, generic/no-name brand noodles are shit, all they are is starch and fat, they use a deep-frying method to dehydrate them. The flavouring packets pretty much just contain salt and dye. Edit: Even if you did add the flavouring packet it's not going to taste all that great. Make sure you reduce the amount of water the instructions tell you to use so you can get more of the flavour in there.

if you're looking for wheat-flower or egg noodles it's worth spending the extra ten cents per packet to go with a brand like Ichiban or Ramyun, if you want cabbage noodles go with Nong Shim's Kimchi lineup, the flavouring is quite spicy but the noodles are thick and if you don't like it hot you can always come up with your own soup base. If you like Indian go for Mi Goreng, it's a tad bit on the expensive side as far as noodles go but by far contains the best flavouring you can get straight out of the packet without adding anything to them.

Actual game here.

Good, somebody else posted Vivid red so I dont have to.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb

was it kept cold on the way to your house? if not it could have easy spoiled.

COULDA SWORN you meant something like pussy juice...

I'm starting to wonder now if that is what happened. It definitely wasn't cold when I took it out of the box.