My pussy just came...

...into the room carrying a half-eaten dead rat. He gave me the said vermin carcass as a present, or perhaps as a threat saying "you're next if you don't give me tuna, hooman."

Goddamit now I'm cleaning up rat blood at freaking 11:01pm.

Bad pussy.

................................................... Thanks for get me interested then sicken... and back to interested, it a hard hat trick to do but you did it.

Oh and now he is fighting my other cat over...over...I don't know why the hell they are fighting.

GODDAMIT CATS I AM TRYING TO SLEEP.

I am going to smack those pussies if they keep being noisy.

double ontondra time.

You bitch.

No pussy

...You basterd.

Shit thread!

sorry my parents were married when i was born ^_^

At least your brings it to ya. Mine takes it and hides it. So it has to be found by level of stinky decompostion (decay of carcass).

Thats nice, my pussy brings in frogs while i'm eating, and eats in front of me.

I have sadistic urges towards cats.

Ok, at least my pussy doesn't hide stuff. He did leave a rather large rat in front of my room during a week when I was gone somewhere. I came back to the smell of rotting carcass after a week gone. Blech.

But I can't really stay mad at him. He's earning his keep, and he's got such a cute face.

i just can't be nicer to cats...

.............

You should learn to become nice to those kitties.

Be nice to pussy, and pussy will be nice to you. Except, my pussy's definition of being nice means hugging you with his claws and bringing you dead things as gifts.

Good god, my pussy is on a roll today. I woke up from my nap to the sounds of caterwauling cats. This time he brought in a sparrow, thankfully not half-eaten and bloody, and was passing it between himself and the other cat. I thought it was dead, and was about to pick it up to toss it in the trash, but then as I moved my hand to it, it flew! Had to chase the stupid thing around the house with a broom, trying to get it to fly out the door.

GODDAMN PUSSIES. Just...just let mama nap. T_______T

Sounds like a doujin i had.

Damn, I had my pants down already when I read pussy and came, But it turned out to be a lie, you disappoint me =(