My pussy just came...

You can borrow mine. Ufufufufufu.

What if im allergic?

You can't borrow... you take it.... the cat i mean.

If you're allergic to mine...you probably need a hairless pussy. ~_~

I see what you did there

My cat always eats my breakfast before I even wake up.

Yup.....bad pussy indeed...... I should really start to look before i leap.

lol, my pussy really do a lot stuff, like peeing and pooping under my bed.

Last time after, the pussy deliver its kitten on my stack of manga. Because of that the manga go spoil by blood and some unknown liquid and i have to throw it away.

A there is one more time the pussy bring the kitten into my Closet, the kitten died there due to hunger i think because i shut the closet door and the mother cannot come in to feed it because me and my family gone to my grandma's place for 4 days. My room stinks for a week and need to throw half of my clothes due to the decomposing body of the little kitten.

Other than that, the pussy brings rodden, dead chicken from someones backyard (it's big and we have to pay for it) and other creature that it can take on or catch.

Wow, your pussy is more wicked than mine. Bad pussy!

this thread just proves dogs are better then cats

I eat pussies

My pussy would probably eat your wienerdog though.