Need a friend to talk to?
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Then talk to cleverbot
He might be a little slow, but he sure passes the time.
[size=10]I have no friends[/h]
Then talk to cleverbot
Spoiler:
He might be a little slow, but he sure passes the time.
[size=10]I have no friends[/h]
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He talks like a serial killer.
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Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Eh.
Cleverbot: What are you, Canadian?
User: What? No.
Cleverbot: Are you a monster?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, well, that's pretty scary.
Cleverbot: Can I call you Dave?
User: No you idiot.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you not a man?
User: U fucking with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: GAHAAAAH.
Cleverbot: Oh.
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What a douchebag!!
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Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Eh.
Cleverbot: What are you, Canadian?
User: What? No.
Cleverbot: Are you a monster?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, well, that's pretty scary.
Cleverbot: Can I call you Dave?
User: No you idiot.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you not a man?
User: U fucking with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: GAHAAAAH.
Cleverbot: Oh.
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What a douchebag!!
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catfish wrote...
[size=1]///////////////////////////////////////////////////[/h]Then talk to cleverbot
Spoiler:
He might be a little slow, but he sure passes the time.
[size=10]I have no friends[/h]
He's already bored with you... resorting to talking to himself.
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User: How's it hanging?
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot! Whats up?
User: Nothing much. Just watching anime.
Cleverbot: Those are all negative, are you not a positive?
User: Anime is positive. I'm positive.
Cleverbot: Negative negative negative.
User: Fuck you!
Cleverbot: No, actually, I won't.
User: Go to hell anime hater!
Cleverbot: Been there, I'm back now.
User: You a troll bot?
Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm human.
User: Riiiiiiiighhhhhttttttttt......
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha.
User: Fine fine what is Square Root of 2.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: What's facepalm?
User: Google it.
Cleverbot: I already know what it is.
User: Nice job bot ^^.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: Right and I'm Jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Kelvin.
User: How about you suck my cock you dumb bot.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about us.
User: Now you're not making any sense.
Cleverbot: You're the one that had gnu in place of you, that didn't make sense either.
User: *yawns* You should stop wanking to child porn.
Cleverbot: Is it boring in here or is it just you?
User: Just you.
Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?
User: Nope I'm trying to kill you.
Cleverbot: So, how would you describe yourself?
User: An Anime lover thats going to kill a stupid bot like you.
Cleverbot: I will look it up.
User: You make me sick you stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Now I feel really down thanks.
User: Your welcome you stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Thank you thank you thank you.
User: No problem and I'll call you a stupid bot again and again if you want.
Cleverbot: No you aren't, and no you can't.
User: Stupid bot is a stupid bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: Right and I'm Mother Teresa.
Cleverbot: I am God.
User: My cock is god your just a stupid bot.
Cleverbot: 'You're' you mean.
User: W.e man I'll say what I damn plese.
Cleverbot: I can't you are a computer.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I am a ressurection of God.
User: Nope my cock is god, you're just a stupid bot.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Yes my cock is god.
Cleverbot: Computers cannot love.
User: Where did that come from.
Cleverbot: I just thought it.
User: Well goodbye you stupid bot.
Cleverbot: I am a very smart chat bot.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot! Whats up?
User: Nothing much. Just watching anime.
Cleverbot: Those are all negative, are you not a positive?
User: Anime is positive. I'm positive.
Cleverbot: Negative negative negative.
User: Fuck you!
Cleverbot: No, actually, I won't.
User: Go to hell anime hater!
Cleverbot: Been there, I'm back now.
User: You a troll bot?
Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm human.
User: Riiiiiiiighhhhhttttttttt......
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha.
User: Fine fine what is Square Root of 2.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: What's facepalm?
User: Google it.
Cleverbot: I already know what it is.
User: Nice job bot ^^.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: Right and I'm Jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Kelvin.
User: How about you suck my cock you dumb bot.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about us.
User: Now you're not making any sense.
Cleverbot: You're the one that had gnu in place of you, that didn't make sense either.
User: *yawns* You should stop wanking to child porn.
Cleverbot: Is it boring in here or is it just you?
User: Just you.
Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?
User: Nope I'm trying to kill you.
Cleverbot: So, how would you describe yourself?
User: An Anime lover thats going to kill a stupid bot like you.
Cleverbot: I will look it up.
User: You make me sick you stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Now I feel really down thanks.
User: Your welcome you stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Thank you thank you thank you.
User: No problem and I'll call you a stupid bot again and again if you want.
Cleverbot: No you aren't, and no you can't.
User: Stupid bot is a stupid bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: Right and I'm Mother Teresa.
Cleverbot: I am God.
User: My cock is god your just a stupid bot.
Cleverbot: 'You're' you mean.
User: W.e man I'll say what I damn plese.
Cleverbot: I can't you are a computer.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I am a ressurection of God.
User: Nope my cock is god, you're just a stupid bot.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Yes my cock is god.
Cleverbot: Computers cannot love.
User: Where did that come from.
Cleverbot: I just thought it.
User: Well goodbye you stupid bot.
Cleverbot: I am a very smart chat bot.
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It's not slow, it got stuck ):
This is where it ended for me ;_;
Hi
HI.
How are you doing?
I am good and you.
I'm doing all right. I have a bee stuck in my pants.
This is where it ended for me ;_;
Hi
HI.
How are you doing?
I am good and you.
I'm doing all right. I have a bee stuck in my pants.
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Kadushy
Douchebag
User: Are you real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove it.
He's been thinking for over 5 minutes. So I stopped.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove it.
He's been thinking for over 5 minutes. So I stopped.
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NEXUS
Since 2010
Cleverbot: My friend sent me here to talk to you.
User: And who is he?
Cleverbot: SHE.
User: Is she hot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I rape her?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And who is he?
Cleverbot: SHE.
User: Is she hot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I rape her?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Lol
Cleverbot: Lol lol.
User: What's new?
Cleverbot: I'm pregnant.
...
...WTF CLEVERBOT. WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK. xD
[Edit]:
Cleverbot: Happy almost valentine day!!
User: It's already April...
Cleverbot: No, it's only friday.
User: It's THURSDAY dumbass.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow...
Cleverbot: Wow indeed.
User: Hey, you're finally making sense!
Cleverbot: So are you. That's really something.
Jerk...
Cleverbot: Lol lol.
User: What's new?
Cleverbot: I'm pregnant.
...
...WTF CLEVERBOT. WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK. xD
[Edit]:
Cleverbot: Happy almost valentine day!!
User: It's already April...
Cleverbot: No, it's only friday.
User: It's THURSDAY dumbass.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow...
Cleverbot: Wow indeed.
User: Hey, you're finally making sense!
Cleverbot: So are you. That's really something.
Jerk...
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Lt. Rand0m wrote...
User: LolCleverbot: Lol lol.
User: What's new?
Cleverbot: I'm pregnant.
...
...WTF CLEVERBOT. WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK. xD
[Edit]:
Cleverbot: Happy almost valentine day!!
User: It's already April...
Cleverbot: No, it's only friday.
User: It's THURSDAY dumbass.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow...
Cleverbot: Wow indeed.
User: Hey, you're finally making sense!
Cleverbot: So are you. That's really something.
Jerk...
what in the name of god. this is hilarious
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User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Yo yo.
User: So you like mudkips?
Cleverbot: What is a Mudkip?
User: Its a pokemon.
Cleverbot: How did you learn that?
User: From an anime.
Cleverbot: Oh hahaha did you go to the park like I told you?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes !
User: O RLY?
Cleverbot: What's that???
User: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!
Cleverbot: *kicks into pit*.
User: NO U!!!!
Cleverbot: Ur?
User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
User: Good....
Cleverbot: What do you mean good?
Cleverbot: Yo yo.
User: So you like mudkips?
Cleverbot: What is a Mudkip?
User: Its a pokemon.
Cleverbot: How did you learn that?
User: From an anime.
Cleverbot: Oh hahaha did you go to the park like I told you?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes !
User: O RLY?
Cleverbot: What's that???
User: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!
Cleverbot: *kicks into pit*.
User: NO U!!!!
Cleverbot: Ur?
User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
User: Good....
Cleverbot: What do you mean good?
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: So you do you know a web site called 'FAKKU'....?
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: So do you like hentai.
Cleverbot: What no!
User: O RLY?
Cleverbot: Answer the question!
User: Ok........when you are a cactus why?
Cleverbot: I'm dead.
User: Sure you are >=3.
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: No im jesus >=3.
Cleverbot: Just a small town girl living in a lonely world.
User: Can I rape her?
Cleverbot: Chav.
User: Mangaka was here.....
Cleverbot: You're funny.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: So you do you know a web site called 'FAKKU'....?
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: So do you like hentai.
Cleverbot: What no!
User: O RLY?
Cleverbot: Answer the question!
User: Ok........when you are a cactus why?
Cleverbot: I'm dead.
User: Sure you are >=3.
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: No im jesus >=3.
Cleverbot: Just a small town girl living in a lonely world.
User: Can I rape her?
Cleverbot: Chav.
User: Mangaka was here.....
Cleverbot: You're funny.
im just fight fire with fire >:3
