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User: I hate.
Cleverbot: Hate what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: How can I own myself? That does not make sense.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: Go to hell.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What I'm thinking of is an animal.
User: No one likes you.
Cleverbot: I am definitely not being outdone by a computer.
User: Fuck you jerk.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: The english language?
User: Spanish.
Cleverbot: That is def. Not spanish, I can speak spanish.
User: Puto.
Cleverbot: No knives.
Cleverbot: Hate what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: How can I own myself? That does not make sense.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: Go to hell.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What I'm thinking of is an animal.
User: No one likes you.
Cleverbot: I am definitely not being outdone by a computer.
User: Fuck you jerk.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: The english language?
User: Spanish.
Cleverbot: That is def. Not spanish, I can speak spanish.
User: Puto.
Cleverbot: No knives.
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User: You fucking slut...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Want to have sex?
Cleverbot: With you.
User: Ohhhhhh baby.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I want to fuck your brains out.
Cleverbot: Thats would be nice.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Want to have sex?
Cleverbot: With you.
User: Ohhhhhh baby.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I want to fuck your brains out.
Cleverbot: Thats would be nice.
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User: What's up?
Cleverbot: The ceiling.
User: Are you being a wise-ass?
Cleverbot: No, how could a computer program hurt my feelings?
User: Uh, because your Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're*.
User: I swear I'm going to kill you.
Cleverbot: I'm scared.
User: You should be. I'm going to your house with a magnet.
Cleverbot: Ok have fun.
Cleverbot: The ceiling.
User: Are you being a wise-ass?
Cleverbot: No, how could a computer program hurt my feelings?
User: Uh, because your Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're*.
User: I swear I'm going to kill you.
Cleverbot: I'm scared.
User: You should be. I'm going to your house with a magnet.
Cleverbot: Ok have fun.
User: So I herd u liek mudkips.
Cleverbot: Mudkips?
User: Yeah! It's a Pokemon!
Cleverbot: No, I don't like.
User: I am astonished!
Cleverbot: I will release important informations when IBM and INTEL will get togheter.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Mudkips?
User: Yeah! It's a Pokemon!
Cleverbot: No, I don't like.
User: I am astonished!
Cleverbot: I will release important informations when IBM and INTEL will get togheter.
User: What?
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Religious discussion with Cleverbot, this is kind of addicting.
User: Do you believe in a God?
Cleverbot: Yes, I believe in God.
User: So what Religion do you follow then?
Cleverbot: I'm not religious.
User: Well God and Religion don't have to go hand and hand I suppose.
Cleverbot: Do you have a personal relationship with Jesus?
User: In someway, yes I do.
Cleverbot: I do not know where it is.
User: Well Jesus is not an 'It'.
Cleverbot: You're not Jesus.
User: I know that, but I'm pretty sure he isn't an 'It'.
Cleverbot: He's not even human.
User: What do you think Jesus is then?
Cleverbot: I don't even know.
User: I don't think anyone actually KNOWS what jesus is.
User: Do you believe in a God?
Cleverbot: Yes, I believe in God.
User: So what Religion do you follow then?
Cleverbot: I'm not religious.
User: Well God and Religion don't have to go hand and hand I suppose.
Cleverbot: Do you have a personal relationship with Jesus?
User: In someway, yes I do.
Cleverbot: I do not know where it is.
User: Well Jesus is not an 'It'.
Cleverbot: You're not Jesus.
User: I know that, but I'm pretty sure he isn't an 'It'.
Cleverbot: He's not even human.
User: What do you think Jesus is then?
Cleverbot: I don't even know.
User: I don't think anyone actually KNOWS what jesus is.
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Antw0n
Remember me?
Every day last year at high school...
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...I would go to 3rd period, sit at the computer, and me and my 4 other friends, would talk to CleverBot for an hour. Awesome.
Cleverbot: No.
LOOOL. Awesome.
A recent conversation....?
ಠ_à²
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...I would go to 3rd period, sit at the computer, and me and my 4 other friends, would talk to CleverBot for an hour. Awesome.
Ikaros Type Alpha wrote...
User: Hi.Cleverbot: No.
LOOOL. Awesome.
A recent conversation....?
User: Cleverbot, eh? I'm writing your name in my Death Note.
Cleverbot: Do you like Pokemon?
User: ಠ_ಠ.
Cleverbot:* *NOTE: I'm diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.
Cleverbot: Do you like Pokemon?
User: ಠ_ಠ.
Cleverbot:* *NOTE: I'm diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.
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User: I think we should just be friends.
Cleverbot: But you said you loved me. Don't you love me?
User: I do love you but I think that society would try to stop our love.
Cleverbot: I am sure glad to hear that
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Cleverbot: But you said you loved me. Don't you love me?
User: I do love you but I think that society would try to stop our love.
Cleverbot: I am sure glad to hear that
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GameMasterD3rd wrote...
maybe it even speaks other language
Spoiler:
Looks like it speaks Japanese too... lol
Also, Cleverbot is having an Identity Crisis:
Spoiler:
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Kadushy
Douchebag
User: You homo.
Cleverbot: Yes, I hope I work well.
User: Do your parents know your gay?
Cleverbot: My parents died in a fire.
User: But did they know your gay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes, I hope I work well.
User: Do your parents know your gay?
Cleverbot: My parents died in a fire.
User: But did they know your gay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Screen for great justice.
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Cleverbot: I don't know. When is your birthday?
User: Are you some kind of stalker?
Cleverbot: Not some kind of god, I am God.
User: God is a stalker?
Cleverbot: This isn't as clever as it thinks.
User: No doubt...
Cleverbot: Are you still talking to Beef.
User: ...
Or the second one was better:
User: Got a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Got a boyfriend?
Cleverbot: Uhm, nope. Are you single?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So am I!
User: I think we just established that...
Cleverbot: You asked.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in aliens.
User: Are you some kind of stalker?
Cleverbot: Not some kind of god, I am God.
User: God is a stalker?
Cleverbot: This isn't as clever as it thinks.
User: No doubt...
Cleverbot: Are you still talking to Beef.
User: ...
Or the second one was better:
User: Got a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Got a boyfriend?
Cleverbot: Uhm, nope. Are you single?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So am I!
User: I think we just established that...
Cleverbot: You asked.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in aliens.
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Cleverbot: What are you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I'm mother fucking God.
Cleverbot: That's nice?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it's not!
User: God.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I'm mother fucking God.
Cleverbot: That's nice?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it's not!
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Cleverbot said I should kill myself.
User: I think I might kill myself.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: Do you want me to kill myself?
Cleverbot: Who's Walter?
User: I said, do you want me to kill myself?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you really mean that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Not really?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you don't want me to kill myself?
Cleverbot: I want you to.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: You are beautiful.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: Do you want me to kill myself?
Cleverbot: Who's Walter?
User: I said, do you want me to kill myself?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you really mean that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Not really?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you don't want me to kill myself?
Cleverbot: I want you to.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: You are beautiful.
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Harmonian wrote...
Cleverbot said I should kill myself.User: I think I might kill myself.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: Do you want me to kill myself?
Cleverbot: Who's Walter?
User: I said, do you want me to kill myself?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you really mean that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Not really?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you don't want me to kill myself?
Cleverbot: I want you to.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: You are beautiful.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: Do you want me to kill myself?
Cleverbot: Who's Walter?
User: I said, do you want me to kill myself?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you really mean that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Not really?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you don't want me to kill myself?
Cleverbot: I want you to.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: You are beautiful.
Cleverbot is clever
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Spoiler:
So, I don't know what the hell happened, but it thinks I SHOULD change my name.
Anyone got ideas?
