Neko's lies thread.

Other Neko is honest, but I am not. Ask away, and I shall lie to you. XD

Do you wanna have sex with me?

Do you wanna have sex with him?

Are you really lying?

Only on Tuesdays.

Do I have to ask you a question?

Are you Longevity in disguise.

My question is: What the fuck?

If one Neko always lies, and the other Neko always tells the truth, which one be correct if they both said 'That one always lies' ?

Nope. I'm being perfectly honest. XD



Did you know that I am 6ft tall?

U mad?

Of course. You know it.



I'm not wearing anything right now.



I would, of course.



Totally; about to go all hulksmash on your asses.

Do you find the thought of me wearing my bathrobe to be highly sexy?

Oh yeah, incredibly sexy. *faps*

Top or bottom?

Were we to meet in real life, what would be the first thing you do?

I'm totally a bottom.



Hit you on the head with a giant inflatable mallet, then laugh maniacally. And before anyone else asks: why yes, I carry a giant inflatable mallet at all times. XD

If you had to perform fellatio on an animal, which animal would it be and why?

The fuck's with people and the word "Neko?" I seen niggers with the usernames Neko-chan, Nekohime, Nikowhateverthefuckitwas.

You guys need to weeaboo the fuck down.

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Do you know anything about computers?
What's your sign?
Do you think little girls getting hit by trucks is funny?
Did you previously lurk?
What's the best animated movie you've ever seen?
What's your favorite anime?
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Should women be in the kitchen?
If the above answer is yes, how do you like your sandwiches?
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Did you read Mai-chan's Daily Life all the way through?
Is Barack Obama a good president?
If you had a choice between a slice of pizza and two pizza pops, which would you choose?
Are you a white honky Nordic nigga?
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Are you a hipster?
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What is your favorite flavor of chips?
Which of the Fakku moderators (not admins) is your favorite?
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Have you ever confessed to anyone?