Neko's lies thread.

If you had to perform fellatio on an animal, which animal would it be and why?

The fuck's with people and the word "Neko?" I seen niggers with the usernames Neko-chan, Nekohime, Nikowhateverthefuckitwas.

You guys need to weeaboo the fuck down.

Are you a virgin? YES
Do you own any pets? NO
Ketchup, mustard or relish? None of the above, I hate that shit.
Are you racist? As racist as the KKK, 'yo.
Do you know anything about computers? Nope!
What's your sign? Cancer
Do you think little girls getting hit by trucks is funny? Hilarious.
Did you previously lurk? Nope, just jumped right into the forums.
What's the best animated movie you've ever seen? Some obscure movie called "The Plague Dogs."
What's your favorite anime? Pokemon. All of the series.
What's your favorite manga? Same as above.
Do you prefer the term cunt, bitch or whore? I'm partial to cunt.
Should women be in the kitchen? Of course.
If the above answer is yes, how do you like your sandwiches? I hate them.
Are you a lolicon/shoutacon? Yeah, both.
Did you read Mai-chan's Daily Life all the way through? Yep.
Is Barack Obama a good president? Not at all.
If you had a choice between a slice of pizza and two pizza pops, which would you choose? I'd turn down both and just starve.
Are you a white honky Nordic nigga? Yep!
Do you like Futa? Nope.
Do you know what a whores breakfast is? Wouldn't know; I'm not a whore.
Are you a hipster? Do I have a hipster hat? Yeah.
Do you touch yourself at night or during the day? Masturbation is bad!
What is your favorite flavor of chips? BBQ.
Which of the Fakku moderators (not admins) is your favorite? Waar, 'yo.
Have you ever participated in cyber-sex? Nope.
Have you ever written a love poem? Ten million of them.
Has someone ever confessed to you? Nope. I'm ugly, who'd confess to me?
Have you ever confessed to anyone? Nope.

miss.nekohime do you love me? :O

One word love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.

Neko, would you make sweet love to the other Neko and film it?

Sure, why not--in High Def and 3D too!

How were those tacos?

With all my heart, my darling. <3

;~;



D:

Nasty, horrid things. I threw them out.

Are you Longevity in disguise.

[color=green]foolish fool classy IS longevity[/color]

Who are you and how would someone such as myself know you?

I hope not. Longevity was cool.

Classy is a massive dork.

Do you think I'm annoying?