Never eating at MD's again!

So here's the story i walked in ordered a Angus Mushroom & Swiss sandwich,went home and ate it.Next day im pissing out my ass and vomiting like there's no tomorrow!Fucking food poisoning!

Wicked Story Brah!

The only thing I eat at fast food restaurants like McDonalds and Burger King is Chicken Sandwiches.

Sue.

Buy five Mac doubles's
fives Mac chicken's
Remove the buns of nine of them
???
Mc Heartattack supreme.

You had it coming for ordering anything else besides chicken nuggets and hash browns. I'll starve to death before I eat at one of those craps-shacks again (except for previously said food.)

Speaking off chicken,i went to a birthday party for my niece i had a few boneless wings and some cake.Next day food poisoning!

And this all happened last week.

I've only had food poisoning once, and it was from a fairly nice restaurant. I can usually handle fast food fairly well. Won't feel like a million bucks, yeah- but never sick.

Only time I suffered from food poisoning was when I ate some bad lasagna seven years ago.

I puked for three straight days. Not fun.

Food poisoning for me only lasts a day or two.I might be getting off topic here but what happen was i had shook a can off soda.Let sit for little while,opened it and immediately after drank it.My chest started hurting really bad and i started getting hot and started sweating.I literary had to make myself burp to stop that feeling.

McGangbang's ahhh yeah!

Cause the whole chain of restaurants is at fault because one employee didn't wash their hands?

89 cent burgers gogo!

This sounded like it came from Epicmealtime.

McD, the diarrhea blaster master.

Unlikely. The word Bacon strips wasn't said every 5 seconds.

Likely. Mc Hearattack supreme is the title screen.
Just wait for the bacon part.

No it came at lunch once. Hungry but I gots dem diabeetus.

This^

And make sure you eat less from fast food joints after this.

I only eat McD's when I want to clear my colon, (not that I have any problems, but sometimes, it's best to clear out the warehouse).

Meh, I rarely eat fast-food these days. Hell, I usually get a meal from my job, (discount FTW,) or I just buy my food and cook it at home.

Last time I ate fast food, (about five weeks ago), fuckers got my order wrong. The upside? I got a free upgrade to large fries and a large drink.