NEW MOON

MY ROOMATE IS AT THE LOCAL PREMIERE. lolololololololololololol.

THEY'RE SHOWING IT EARLY? HOLY FUCK


Dude, I should go. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many girls.

Too bad they're all under the age of 15.

TMS is an internet predator.

If there's grass on the field, play ball!

If not, play in the mud!

Oh gawd, No.
Twilight is cancer.

If i didnt shower, And never shaved or brushed my hair and squinted my eyes and pushed my lips out slightly, Would you think i'm, "SOOoooOoooOOOOo HOTT!!~!11"..?

..
Probably not.

EDIT:: Oh wait, I'm a girl. I dont shave my face. D:

NEWS: SHE DRESSED UP.


kill me. I live with this girl?

Hey now.. not everyone was born perfect. I don't appreciate that. D:

Btw, Twilight sucks my tits. SHE DRESSED UP!?!? LAWL!

Cancer, I'm telling you. Cancer. Its like Harry Potter nerds all over again.

penelope, shit in her bed.

Sup guys, name's Twilight.

D:

Don't act as if you aren't thrilled.

Alright. You caught me.

Twilight, I would be happy for you to suck my tits.

Don't worry, all of fakku would love me on their tits.

_b

There is a very special place in hell for Twilight.

god don't get me started on twilight...
vampires are supposed to be monsters!they stalk people at night and bite their jugular off not wear a turtle neck and date humans 5000 YEARS YOUNGER!how did a legend based on a man who put people's heads on pikes as lawn decorations turn into a emo bloodsucker dating a high school kid and fight what is just a larger than average dog?That's right. a slice of bread's(me) smarter than stephanie mayer

Twilight killed my father, and raped my mother.

No it didn't. The Cullens want to be good people. D: Raping your mother would make Edward cry and drown in his tears like the pussy he is.

You seem to know a little too much about the characters...