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TehMikuruSlave wrote...
LostQuartet wrote...
StrayDog wrote...
Twilight killed my father, and raped my mother.No it didn't. The Cullens want to be good people. D: Raping your mother would make Edward cry and drown in his tears like the pussy he is.
You seem to know a little too much about the characters...
No shit. I read the books. Doesn't mean I like it.
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TehMikuruSlave wrote...
LostQuartet wrote...
StrayDog wrote...
Twilight killed my father, and raped my mother.No it didn't. The Cullens want to be good people. D: Raping your mother would make Edward cry and drown in his tears like the pussy he is.
You seem to know a little too much about the characters...
SHE'S A TWILIGHT FANGIRL IN DISGUISE. GET HER.
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LostQuartet wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
LostQuartet wrote...
StrayDog wrote...
Twilight killed my father, and raped my mother.No it didn't. The Cullens want to be good people. D: Raping your mother would make Edward cry and drown in his tears like the pussy he is.
You seem to know a little too much about the characters...
No shit. I read the books. Doesn't mean I like it.
>Read the books.
>Didn't stop at the first one.
Oh god, it's true.
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LostQuartet wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
LostQuartet wrote...
StrayDog wrote...
Twilight killed my father, and raped my mother.No it didn't. The Cullens want to be good people. D: Raping your mother would make Edward cry and drown in his tears like the pussy he is.
You seem to know a little too much about the characters...
No shit. I read the books. Doesn't mean I like it.
yo, the first 32 pages of the first novel were so poorly written.
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penelopesays wrote...
LostQuartet wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
LostQuartet wrote...
StrayDog wrote...
Twilight killed my father, and raped my mother.No it didn't. The Cullens want to be good people. D: Raping your mother would make Edward cry and drown in his tears like the pussy he is.
You seem to know a little too much about the characters...
No shit. I read the books. Doesn't mean I like it.
yo, the first 32 pages of the first novel were so poorly written.
I know. Yet it's teaching young girls (AND FUCKIN MIDDLE AGED WOMEN!!!) that it's actually literature. T_T
@TMS
I read them all to make sure that I'm justified to hate on girls who love it when I get in an argument with them. I like to be informed. So bite me. :]
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LostQuartet wrote...
penelopesays wrote...
LostQuartet wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
LostQuartet wrote...
StrayDog wrote...
Twilight killed my father, and raped my mother.No it didn't. The Cullens want to be good people. D: Raping your mother would make Edward cry and drown in his tears like the pussy he is.
You seem to know a little too much about the characters...
No shit. I read the books. Doesn't mean I like it.
yo, the first 32 pages of the first novel were so poorly written.
I know. Yet it's teaching young girls (AND FUCKIN MIDDLE AGED WOMEN!!!) that it's actually literature. T_T
@TMS
I read them all to make sure that I'm justified to hate on girls who love it when I get in an argument with them. I like to be informed. So bite me. :]
DUDE, VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL. IF I BITE YOU, YOU WILL NOT CHANGE INTO ONE
OMFG
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TehMikuruSlave wrote...
LostQuartet wrote...
Spoiler:
I know. Yet it's teaching young girls (AND FUCKIN MIDDLE AGED WOMEN!!!) that it's actually literature. T_T
@TMS
I read them all to make sure that I'm justified to hate on girls who love it when I get in an argument with them. I like to be informed. So bite me. :]
DUDE, VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL. IF I BITE YOU, YOU WILL NOT CHANGE INTO ONE
OMFG
*facepalm* I didn't even mean bite me that way. Dumbass.
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LostQuartet wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
LostQuartet wrote...
Spoiler:
I know. Yet it's teaching young girls (AND FUCKIN MIDDLE AGED WOMEN!!!) that it's actually literature. T_T
@TMS
I read them all to make sure that I'm justified to hate on girls who love it when I get in an argument with them. I like to be informed. So bite me. :]
DUDE, VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL. IF I BITE YOU, YOU WILL NOT CHANGE INTO ONE
OMFG
*facepalm* I didn't even mean bite me that way. Dumbass.
Whatever man, I'm sure you'd love it if a prissy vampire swept you off your feet.
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eatbabies wrote...
god don't get me started on twilight...vampires are supposed to be monsters!they stalk people at night and bite their jugular off not wear a turtle neck and date humans 5000 YEARS YOUNGER!how did a legend based on a man who put people's heads on pikes as lawn decorations turn into a emo bloodsucker dating a high school kid and fight what is just a larger than average dog?That's right. a slice of bread's(me) smarter than stephanie mayer
Vlaad the Impaler actually did put people's heads on pikes. Actually around Transilvania and the surrounding areas he's looked at like a national hero for driving away the Turks. In fact I seem to remember a story of him nailing a muslim man's turban into his skull when he declined to take it off to show respect to Vlaad within his home.
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eatbabies wrote...
god don't get me started on twilight...vampires are supposed to be monsters!they stalk people at night and bite their jugular off not wear a turtle neck and date humans 5000 YEARS YOUNGER!how did a legend based on a man who put people's heads on pikes as lawn decorations turn into a emo bloodsucker dating a high school kid and fight what is just a larger than average dog?That's right. a slice of bread's(me) smarter than stephanie mayer
Don't forget that they're sparkling under the sunlight..
It may be a funny movie, but girls in my group won't give up the chance to watch it, so guys will just have to tag along..
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Shinichi Miyamoto wrote...
eatbabies wrote...
god don't get me started on twilight...vampires are supposed to be monsters!they stalk people at night and bite their jugular off not wear a turtle neck and date humans 5000 YEARS YOUNGER!how did a legend based on a man who put people's heads on pikes as lawn decorations turn into a emo bloodsucker dating a high school kid and fight what is just a larger than average dog?That's right. a slice of bread's(me) smarter than stephanie mayer
Don't forget that they're sparkling under the sunlight..
It may be a funny movie, but girls in my group won't give up the chance to watch it, so guys will just have to tag along..
you sir are what we scientists call,pussy whipped.
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eatbabies wrote...
Shinichi Miyamoto wrote...
eatbabies wrote...
god don't get me started on twilight...vampires are supposed to be monsters!they stalk people at night and bite their jugular off not wear a turtle neck and date humans 5000 YEARS YOUNGER!how did a legend based on a man who put people's heads on pikes as lawn decorations turn into a emo bloodsucker dating a high school kid and fight what is just a larger than average dog?That's right. a slice of bread's(me) smarter than stephanie mayer
Don't forget that they're sparkling under the sunlight..
It may be a funny movie, but girls in my group won't give up the chance to watch it, so guys will just have to tag along..
you sir are what we scientists call,pussy whipped.
You might be right.. But if I refuse to go with them, they'll whine about solidarity or something along that nonsense.. Plus, arguing with girls is futile.. So why not just tag along.. It's not like I can't enjoy the show
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Shinichi Miyamoto wrote...
You might be right.. But if I refuse to go with them, they'll whine about solidarity or something along that nonsense.. Plus, arguing with girls is futile.. So why not just tag along.. It's not like I can't enjoy the show
if you're not dating one of them than I shall have to strike thee
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eatbabies wrote...
Shinichi Miyamoto wrote...
You might be right.. But if I refuse to go with them, they'll whine about solidarity or something along that nonsense.. Plus, arguing with girls is futile.. So why not just tag along.. It's not like I can't enjoy the show
if you're not dating one of them than I shall have to strike thee
And no.. We're buddies since like er... 13 years for now.. I don't plan making any of em my gf..
