New Semester

Well this week marked the new semester for me, and looking around, I noticed that there were at least 1 or 2 girls in each class in which I can see myself splooging all over their faces with the passion of 1000 suns. My question to you is, how do I turn this dream, into reality?

(I'm looking to you, Sisami, for the answer).

I can only offer you this bit of advice, Be nice don't be an ass and treat those girls like gold and if they are really into you there is a good chance you'll get into there pants but just make sure they are ready because you don't want to make there first time there worst time. But if they are sluts then by all means fuck that shit into the ground my friend just make sure to suit up sgt. Johnson before you go into battle with the beaver.

Just ask them if they'd like to have casual sex with you.

If they slap you, take that as a "You've got to try harder".

If they say no, take that as "Ask a few more times later on".

If they say yes, then you're good to go.

If they sue you for sexual harassment, then you're better off leaving them alone.

Have you learned nothing from high school and movies?

Treat them well while at the same time being dangerous loner who doesn't play by the rules. Afterwords you can be a dick all you want since they will be giving it all to you for the next 6months. Her best friend who always wanted you will be there at that 5month period so you have another girl lined up right after. It's the cycle of women.

Rape. Rape them all.

Think duck tape.

Spike a drink...?

Blackmail and duct tape?

I've always wondered where to get or how to make the stuff.

I think you can get it at a pharmacy or the school science department.

Here's the plan: walk up to them, whip out your dick and demand satisfaction. Problem solved

Whip it out and slowly put on your shades

yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh

This has only worked for me twice, the first time I had to pay after ,and the second my grandmother got her dentures stuck in my pubes...do not attempt

Crazy purple knockout gas

Iodine Gas

How bout you try talking to them?

Fucking buy them, yo. GO TO THEIR HOUSE WHILE THEY OUT. HAVE A CIVILIZED CONVERSATION WITH THAT HOE OF A MUTHA'. TELL HER YOU WANT TO BUY HER DAUGHTER'S VAGOONA[YOU GOTTA' FUCKING USE THE WORD "VAGOONA.". SHIT SO INTEGRAL.]. AT FIRST SHE'LL BE ALL LIKE OFFENDT, BUT THEN YOU GOTTA' SURPRISE THAT SHIT. YOU PULL YOUR DICK OUT AND SLAP HER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT. THEN SHE KNOWS THAT YOU SERIOUS BUSINESS. FUUUUUUUUUUCK. THAT BITCH MIGHT EVEN START SUCKING YOUR SCHLONG. AFTER THAT; YOU BUY THAT BITCHES VAGOONA. PROTIP: PAY NO MORE THAN 7$. GET THE GIRL IN A SECLUDED PLACE. PRETEND YOU'RE CONFESSING YOUR FEELINGS OF UNDYING LOVE TO HER. TELL HER HER EYES ARE PRETTY AND SHIT LIKE THAT. AND THEN, WHEN SHE ALL SUPRISED AND WHATNOT. YOU THROTTLE YOUR DICK THROUGH HER VAGOONA[IF SHE WEARIN' DEM PANTIES. YOU NEED T' FUCKING PIERCE THAT SHIT. USE YOUR FUCKIN' WILLPOWER. WILLPOWER./GATSU]AND HAVE SEX WITH HER FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS[YOU STUD.].

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try talking to them casually?

no, screw that.


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