New Semester
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Sisami wrote...
b4k420 wrote...
Well this week marked the new semester for me, and looking around, I noticed that there were at least 1 or 2 girls in each class in which I can see myself splooging all over their faces with the passion of 1000 suns. My question to you is, how do I turn this dream, into reality? (I'm looking to you, Sisami, for the answer).
Fucking buy them, yo. GO TO THEIR HOUSE WHILE THEY OUT. HAVE A CIVILIZED CONVERSATION WITH THAT HOE OF A MUTHA'. TELL HER YOU WANT TO BUY HER DAUGHTER'S VAGOONA[YOU GOTTA' FUCKING USE THE WORD "VAGOONA.". SHIT SO INTEGRAL.]. AT FIRST SHE'LL BE ALL LIKE OFFENDT, BUT THEN YOU GOTTA' SURPRISE THAT SHIT. YOU PULL YOUR DICK OUT AND SLAP HER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT. THEN SHE KNOWS THAT YOU SERIOUS BUSINESS. FUUUUUUUUUUCK. THAT BITCH MIGHT EVEN START SUCKING YOUR SCHLONG. AFTER THAT; YOU BUY THAT BITCHES VAGOONA. PROTIP: PAY NO MORE THAN 7$. GET THE GIRL IN A SECLUDED PLACE. PRETEND YOU'RE CONFESSING YOUR FEELINGS OF UNDYING LOVE TO HER. TELL HER HER EYES ARE PRETTY AND SHIT LIKE THAT. AND THEN, WHEN SHE ALL SUPRISED AND WHATNOT. YOU THROTTLE YOUR DICK THROUGH HER VAGOONA[IF SHE WEARIN' DEM PANTIES. YOU NEED T' FUCKING PIERCE THAT SHIT. USE YOUR FUCKIN' WILLPOWER. WILLPOWER./GATSU]AND HAVE SEX WITH HER FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS[YOU STUD.].
Sisami, your knowledge knows no bounds :')
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Room101
Waifu Collector
Whip out your decked out wallet and let it work it's magic.
Doesn't work?
Get that sleeping gas, drugs and duct tape. And some good binds too.
Doesn't work?
Get that sleeping gas, drugs and duct tape. And some good binds too.
