Oh God.

Kirari_chan · 2012-04-17T05:08:12+00:00

So I got a little story to tell you, So I am home today, alone, I got the day to myself don't have to work, So I m going to have one of those lazy relaxing days. So about 5pm, I go online look up some good hentai videos, and masturbate on my couch. Not about 3 minutes into it, randomly my front door opens, and in walks my little brother who is in high school, He on his own, with out giving me any warning, decides to come to my house after school because he bored, and doesn't even knock, just walks in. So there I am like a deer in head lights, and hes all wide eye, slowly walks back words out my front door and shut it, and leaves with out even saying anything, and he shut off his phone. I can't even yell at him because I cant get ahold of him. I just traumatized my little brother. Fuck my life.

Pages 1 234 5 6

Drifter995 Neko//Night

13 years ago

Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...

otakumax wrote...

Brother saw me masterbatin might as well share this on fakku, they'll surely give me reasonable advice!

No, wait a minute...I don't think that just posting it on Fakku will do any good.

I know, I'll post it in IB! There's bound to be some nice people willing to understand my dilemma there!

Yeah, that's a great idea, I'm sure antwon and the other guys will be able to give me some great advice on how I can get my brother to forget it without engaging in any form of sexual activity with him.

NEXUS Since 2010

13 years ago

This is totally something my little brother would do. Good thing we don't live in the same area anymore.

winter55

13 years ago

pics

Jaythewolf

13 years ago

Kirari_chan wrote...

I am not sleeping with my little brother. you can just forget that.
I have already made plans to kick his ass so bad he forgets everything thats happened in the past month. dont you just love head trama?

trying to make him forget it by beating him? wtf? when was the last time you ever heard of someone seeing something then got their ass kick now they forgot what happened? also you'd go to jail for breaking a few laws if you give him head trauma..

Eraldi21

13 years ago

Jaythewolf wrote...

Kirari_chan wrote...

i see what no one can see XD

Jaythewolf

13 years ago

Eraldi21 wrote...

Jaythewolf wrote...

Kirari_chan wrote...

i see what no one can see XD

Not going to lie... Laughed very hard

Age

13 years ago

He'll understand when he's older and some one will walk in on him.

cypher671

13 years ago

Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/921310-RN49KPX.jpg

Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/921314-HN3LJNE.jpg

Lol, Bet he was traumatized and excited at the same time.

Hinanawi

13 years ago

hightschool students i bet he knows more them you.

Kid's of this days my friend is 15 years old in she got a baby already -_-

servant saber

13 years ago

oh man i wish i wass your brother lol hes a lucky bastard

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

13 years ago

You know incest isn't illegal in this country. Just marriage. Also i was caught fapping by a girl before.. except she just got naked and rode my little one like a jacked up bullrider.

Kirari_chan

13 years ago

I woke up to a text from him, saying this.

"sorry i puked in you're yard"

servant saber

13 years ago

Kirari_chan wrote...

I woke up to a text from him, saying this.

"sorry i puked in you're yard"

I dont get it :o

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

13 years ago

servant saber wrote...

Kirari_chan wrote...

I woke up to a text from him, saying this.

"sorry i puked in you're yard"

I dont get it :o

He caught his sister dialing her cookie. I would puke too.

servant saber

13 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

servant saber wrote...

Kirari_chan wrote...

I woke up to a text from him, saying this.

"sorry i puked in you're yard"

I dont get it :o

He caught his sister dialing her cookie. I would puke too.

why would you puke? if it wass me i go help her xD

Eraldi21

13 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

servant saber wrote...

Kirari_chan wrote...

I woke up to a text from him, saying this.

"sorry i puked in you're yard"

I dont get it :o

He caught his sister dialing her cookie. I would puke too.

You would :O ?
that seems strange coming from someone who likes guro but i guess that this is more of a psychological thing...

Kirari_chan

13 years ago

And I have learned a lesson, Lock my front door.

artcellrox The Grey Knight :y

13 years ago

Rule of thumb that I hope you now have in mind:

If you're gonna masturbate alone, make the room devoid, and I mean ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY devoid, of any other living creatures, then lock the doors.

Yes, this rule includes plants as well.

mOOnYpiE

13 years ago

YES - lock the door and turn off some music so nobody wont hear you go UGHHHHHHHHHHAHHH

Kirari_chan

13 years ago

I am not a screamer. I am a twitcher though, I even fell off the bed, or couch cupple of times

Post Reply

Pages 1 234 5 6