Oh God.
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servant saber wrote...
Kirari_chan wrote...
I woke up to a text from him, saying this."sorry i puked in you're yard"
I dont get it :o
Me neither. I thought OP was a girl and not a yard.
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Kirari_chan wrote...
I am not a screamer. I am a twitcher though, I even fell off the bed, or couch cupple of timesmake a vid next time them posted in IB ^^
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I'm sure he'll only tell all his friends on facebook about how sick it was. Nobody is gonna know, right?
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You've always got to have an escape plan whenever your self-diddlin.
Step 1: Create an escape route if you hear someone coming. (Tip: completely take off pants and place them in escape destination.
Step 2: If step 1 fails, have a believable excuse ready.
Step 3: Check your corners and make sure all the doors are locked.
Trust me, this easy, 3 step, pre-masturbation plan has worked for me on more than several occasions.
Relax, your brother will get over it, sure the image is burned into his retinas and he won't forget, but after awhile, he'll just stop caring about it.
Step 1: Create an escape route if you hear someone coming. (Tip: completely take off pants and place them in escape destination.
Step 2: If step 1 fails, have a believable excuse ready.
Step 3: Check your corners and make sure all the doors are locked.
Trust me, this easy, 3 step, pre-masturbation plan has worked for me on more than several occasions.
Relax, your brother will get over it, sure the image is burned into his retinas and he won't forget, but after awhile, he'll just stop caring about it.
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Kirari_chan wrote...
I trust the little fucker face.WELL. no worries then. just avoid talking about it and it'll go away.
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Just say we're all human beings here. He should understand unless he's a completely sheltered prude.
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LOL, holy shit that's hilarious. My condolences. Don't worry though. I doubt he would tell anyone. He'd lose more face than you would telling it to anyone rofl.
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Kirari_chan wrote...
I woke up to a text from him, saying this."should we have sex??"
Text him back saying "yes" and ask if you can bring the camera.
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Sabruui wrote...
Kirari_chan wrote...
I woke up to a text from him, saying this."should we have sex??"
Text him back saying "yes" and ask if you can bring the camera.
Sorry I am gay.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
gizgal wrote...
Just say we're all human beings here. He should understand unless he's a completely sheltered prude.O_O
<_<
>_>
It's his kin flicking her bean giz... you can't erase that image.
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Kirari_chan wrote...
Sabruui wrote...
Kirari_chan wrote...
I woke up to a text from him, saying this."should we have sex??"
Text him back saying "yes" and ask if you can bring the camera.
Sorry I am gay.
Are you cereal?
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Kirari_chan wrote...
Sabruui wrote...
Kirari_chan wrote...
I woke up to a text from him, saying this."should we have sex??"
Text him back saying "yes" and ask if you can bring the camera.
Sorry I am gay.
you a Lesbo? :O
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Hahahaha My mom called me and asked if I could watch the kids next weekend so she can go out with her bf, and I heard Matt scream NO in the back ground. haqhahahaha
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artcellrox wrote...
One word to that.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Keep laughing just wait tell one of your family members find you jacking it, Of even better, you find them XD I can just see the horror in your face now.
(edit) on and I am only 105lbs, and im not gay, I just said that to stop having people tell me to fuck my 16 year old little brother
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Kirari_chan wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
One word to that.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Keep laughing just wait tell one of your family members find you jacking it, Of even better, you find them XD I can just see the horror in your face now.
I doubt I'd be as stupefied as you were.
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artcellrox wrote...
Kirari_chan wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
One word to that.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Keep laughing just wait tell one of your family members find you jacking it, Of even better, you find them XD I can just see the horror in your face now.
I doubt I'd be as stupefied as you were.
FUCK YOU! XD