OK WTF SERIOUSLY
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Wow, you got owned by the American legal system and an old lady... I actually feel bad for you.
I was just fucking around once with those bullshit "flashbomb" firecrackers and I threw one into this tunnel the town built under the train tracks that's by my house as the police chief was walking through and the only thing that he did was confiscate my brother's bullshit firecrackers. Needless to say, he didn't even realize that we had about 25 homemade fireworks that were smaller than M80s, but were strong enough to destroy not just your hand, but a significant portion of your arm, if it exploded while you were holding it.
I was just fucking around once with those bullshit "flashbomb" firecrackers and I threw one into this tunnel the town built under the train tracks that's by my house as the police chief was walking through and the only thing that he did was confiscate my brother's bullshit firecrackers. Needless to say, he didn't even realize that we had about 25 homemade fireworks that were smaller than M80s, but were strong enough to destroy not just your hand, but a significant portion of your arm, if it exploded while you were holding it.