Petition to ban anonz: IB Version

Your post was bad and you should feel bad.

Verbal irony: "a figure of speech in which what is said is the opposite of what is meant."

Not contrast. Contrast means different.

You failed to notice the irony of my post. WHICH IS PRETTY IRONICAL.



Wiktionary or Urbandictionary? YOUR POST MIGHT BE IRONICAL; DEPENDING ON YOUR ANSWER.

No, I meant contrast.

Verbal irony also includes overstating and understating.

Which, you know, don't mean the opposite. If I had just been referring to sarcasm, then yes, the opposite could apply.

Neither. I'll sell you my blog for 100 internets.



You never accept you're wrong. HOW NOT IRONIC!

Neither. I'll sell you my blog for 100 internets.[/quote]

Ho' shit. That's ironical.

>Implying I have 100 internets.
Ohhohohohohoho. That's pretty ironical, bro.

Irony is overrated. Nigga, you need to be contrast.

Motherfucker, my contrast is at 100%. I was contrast before it became ironical and commercial and shit.

^Lol, more irony.

Lol at the misuse of irony.

Still selling that blog. Hey sis, you think I can sell IRONY MAN here a blog for not 100 internets, but 500 if I call it a thread?

SHIT SO IRONYCHE, MAN.



For fucking sure. But like, you should probably make the deal over the phone... the overwhelming irony would make the dude jizz. Fucking. Everywhere.

GETTING A THOUSAND INTERNETS[A Guide]:
Step 1: Pass your blog off as a thread[Worth 500 internets].
Step 2: Pass your blog off as a thread about blogs that look like threads but upon closer inspection are actually search engines. That search Mother. Fucking. Blogs.[ESTIMATED VALUE: 1000 internets[[POSSIBLY MORE]]]

Shit hurts so ironical.

kalistean, you're dumb.

For knowing what irony actually means?

Yeah, that's totally stupid of me.

Oh look, I'm being ironical again.

That's sarcasm you're betraying not irony you idiot.

yeah that's totally why you're dumb...

Sarcasm is a form of verbal irony dipshit.

Problem?

Would you like my blog? 90 internets, 10% off for brits.