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PlueY
14 years ago
Thanks for your effort
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Rbz
14 years ago
PlueY wrote...
Thanks for your effort


You're welcome.



October 31 is the kind of day that would dress up as pedobear for halloween and give away phallus shaped candy.
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Rbz
14 years ago
November 1 is counting down to November 11. Dragons beware.



I uploaded only 155 doujins in October. What a shame.
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Rbz
14 years ago
November 2 is desperately protecting its privacy, so I have nothing to divulge today.
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Rbz
14 years ago
November 3: I'm going to do something new from now on. Everyday I upload I'll find a joke to copypasta. I'll start with something my favorite comedian George Carlin once said:

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that at some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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Rbz
14 years ago
November 4 is fucking awesome. Almost all of today's update is good shit.

I found an old thread of mine where I presented jokes. I shall first plunder that booty:

Ranger Danger
Spoiler:
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.

"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blond. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request."

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully, for the last time, I said BRING POSSE!
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Rbz
14 years ago
November 7:

Cigarette Condoms
Spoiler:
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.

Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (after all, she is over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

Arlene: Doesn't matter, sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.
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4e451301dfa54374e3cc852b0
14 years ago
DAM man is good to have you back :D.. awesome posts !!!
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Rbz
14 years ago
Aden0891 wrote...
awesome posts


It's the standard I have set for myself. I wouldn't have it any other way.



November 9: This one's a classic.

Dirty Alligator
Spoiler:
A guy enters bar a carrying an alligator. He says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says, "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
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80c52eae77fc5693f650ae09a
14 years ago
I am a constant lurker and never post but thank you Rbz for being so godlike.
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Rbz
14 years ago
flipsthename wrote...
I am a constant lurker and never post but thank you Rbz for being so godlike.


Thanks, and you're welcome.



November 10: Consoling my Wife
Spoiler:
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my 360.

Meh, that was too short. Here's another:

Winter Preparations
Spoiler:
It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota
asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or
mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the
old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the
winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the
winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village
should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He
went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and
asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the
meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even
more firewood in order to be prepared

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it
still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going
to be a very cold winter.'

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'

'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is
going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy.'
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Rbz
14 years ago
[color=red][size=22]April '12[/h][/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 4[/h][/color]

Nyan Nyan Shi-See
[color=red]A cat is fine too. Damn fine. Dude ignores his girl to pet the shit out of it.[/color]

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Adolescent Calculation
[color=red]Wincest. A pretty hot fingerbang doujin.[/color]

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Three People, (Intimate) Three Sisters!
[color=red]Dude's childhood friends have raised him to be a cross-dressing pansy. Realizing that he can't fag around his whole life, they make plans: Operation GTFO (Get The Fag Out).[/color]

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Virgin Killer Ch. 1-6
[color=red]1: Dude recruits an uber slut. 2: Porn game teaches dude the way of the pimp. 3: Epic wincest. 4: Vanilla. 5: The perversion is strong with this one. 6: Horny dude works for some sexy rich girl.

I recommend you download the shit out of this.[/color]

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Sei Myurisu Gakuin e Youkoso
[color=red]If you make a girls school, they will come. If you make it co-ed, they will cum. Forever alone guy is the only dude around to make that happen. Srsly, horny bitches are everywhere; the dude's dick probably had hallucinations due to sleep deprivation.[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 5[/h][/color]

Nagasarete NDK
[color=red]Touhou bitch gangbang.[/color]

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More Book
[color=red]Kid's old enough to get laid.[/color]

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Power Play! Omake
[color=red]Full color extra.[/color]

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Love Love Mitotsu-san
[color=red]Vanilla with some chick whose hair takes up more space than her. This might even count as a threesome.[/color]

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Anaru Only
[color=red]This is ntr done by you. It's a gangbang, too. If you're a vanillafag, then looking through this means you become one of the douchebags you despise. I looked through it first, so have fun with my sloppy seconds.[/color]

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Goreinu x Pitou x Gon-san
[color=red]I don't know what the fuck is up with the gorilla magic in this, but some catgirl gets raped, then gangraped.[/color]

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T-02
[color=red]Full color dude pimping his ho. The customer had a stinky dick. Bitches love stinky dick. Gangbang happens. Later on there's a brief gangrape scene.[/color]

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Lucky Laundry
[color=red]All of a sudden, a hot blonde walks into the laundromat, takes off her clothes and starts sucking some dude's dick. Just another day in hentaiville.[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 6[/h][/color]

Black Time 3
[color=red]Uber skank Mugi is running around with he who the jap cops cryptically refer to as "that nigger on the wanted posters." Expect fuck the po-leece, gangbanging, watersports, scat, and gangsta shit.[/color]

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Sukima no nai Sekai
[color=red]Tentacle rape.[/color]

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Quite erotic, not that erotic, a bit erotic Zelda
[color=red]lolitsafuckingzeldadoujin[/color]

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Caught in a Trap
[color=red]Full color surprise prostitution[/color]

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Ranchi-ki! FULL COLOR
[color=red]Dude gets attacked by pussy. Fucking triple threat. Cunt status: conquered.[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 7[/h][/color]

SCARLET SUNRISE
[color=red]Dude loses a match to a gym leader, but still gets rewarded. Obvious hax is obvious.[/color]

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Dogful days!
[color=red]Dude's shopping with his cousin. She mad because he's staring at puppies instead of her impressive rack. She does the math: me + X = cousincest, where X is being the dude's bitch (and where the word "bitch" is a double entendre).[/color]

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Hime-sama Days
[color=red]Guy fucks around with full color animal-eared chicks.[/color]

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Shrine of One Hundred Wives
[color=red]First chunk is about a writer who gets invited to a demon village and gets lots of pussy. Expect some cheating, mother-son incest, and a gangbang. Second part is something I already uploaded (if you missed out, now's the best time to check this shit): kid fucking around with his succubus neighbor. Final chapter is about some kid getting teacher pussy.[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 10[/h][/color]

Candy Side C
[color=red]Gangbang.[/color]

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February 14
[color=red]Wincest-in-law.[/color]

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The Crime of Invading the Absolute Territory!
[color=red]Dude goes apeshit over chick's kneesocks. Right when they were supposed to fuck, the artist yells, "Me so sorry!"[/color]

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In My Dream
[color=red]Futa banging.[/color]

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A Questionable Toy Store
[color=red]Naive chick working at a sex shop gets hands-on product training from the manager.[/color]

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Sexual Excitement Milk Hall, Honorable Young Lady's Knowledge On Sex
[color=red]Dude has a rich girlfriend. She comes over and finds him fapping to dat ass. Later on she thinks his fapping made her preggo. Oh noes, what will happen next?[/color]

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Tea
[color=red]Dude's girl works in a tsundere tea place. He goes there with a bro, and they end up having a gangbang because the main dude takes his brolationship seriously.[/color]

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Hoshino-san Under the Blue Sky
[color=red]Dude has an exhibitionist girlfriend. The amount of shameless not giving a fuck in this would be put into the text for attention whoring 101.[/color]

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Breast-Battle Ninja-Scroll
[color=red]Ninja sex training with a gangbang.[/color]

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Love Madante
[color=red]First part is vanilla, the second is some chick being a slut.[/color]

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ID[OL]M@STER!
[color=red]Drunk lesbian fucking.[/color]

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Kill Me as a Sacrifice to Mother 2
[color=red]Femdom up the ass in here. Dude gets tentacle raped, then pegged by a futa.[/color]

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Look out for Lawl-ee Succubi
[color=red]Another doujin with an unacceptable title.[/color]

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Kokumaro Youmu
[color=red]Touhou bitch vanilla.[/color]

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Juukan Training
[color=red]Chick trained on how best to be fucked by a dog.[/color]

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Mayo Tama
[color=red]Through blackmail and some time, a lady becomes a cum guzzling dick vacuum.[/color]

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Best Shot
[color=red]An idol gives fan service.[/color]

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A Certain Anime Collection Book Full Body
[color=red]Dude leveled up and got a proper pimp hand. Whether they like it or not, bitches bow down to a true pimp. There's also some evangelion stuff, along with chicks from other anime.[/color]

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Nami no Koukai Nisshi Special 2
[color=red]Just Nami, slutting around.[/color]

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Kamona My House
[color=red]Dude's tsundere childhood friend stays over. Shit happens, she pisses herself, and now the dude has to wipe her off with his dick. Artist draws good fucking.[/color]

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Let's Make Love Girl
[color=red]1: Wincest. 2: Special training. 3: Outdoor vanilla fucking. 4: Gangbang business model. 5: Female pimpin'. 6: Chick is still pimping. 7: Doujin artist studies with a pro. 8: Group study session. 9: Chick takes tit enhancement drug and needs help from the doctor. Science gets done. 10: Chick becomes a dick magnet at the park. 11: All about dat ass. 12: Sex sells. 13: Kid gets some mature pussy. 14: The adventures of Mr. Rice Ball.

Why can't I hold all this goodness?[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 12[/h][/color]

Neko no Kimochi
[color=red]Some touhou cat bitch giving a hard working man some pussy.[/color]

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Colorful Mahora! 3
[color=red]Negi being a full color pimp. I've heard "nyaa." I'm okay with this. I've heard "kupo." I can tolerate that. Now I see "booya." My jimmies are starting to rustle a bit.[/color]

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Lovematio Sena
[color=red]This is pretty hot, especially if you love dat ass. Too bad the scans have a weird tint and aren't of pro quality.[/color]

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Maru Kajiri Ch. 2
[color=red]The adventures of a kid whose overgrown dick does all the work for him. Ch. 1 is on fakku.[/color]

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Uchuu Seiki
[color=red]This one's a contribution to 4chan's woman logic threads. Chick: "Men just can't take their eyes off of me, I'm sure of it." *Goes to place with lots of men and takes her clothes off* "I fucking knew it!" So yea, gangbang happens. I recommend this for the lulz.[/color]

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Tiro Con Amore
[color=red]Futa gangbang.[/color]

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Otome Drops
[color=red]1: Vanilla. 2: Cousincest 3: Attempted ntr; artist said, "NOPE!" 4: Either wincest or step-wincest. 5: Two bros teaching their tutor. They keep using the word "rape." 6: Dude's pimp hand was blessed by the almighty Zeus himself. 7: Previous dude was pimping on the casualfag difficulty. This dude doesn't need Zeus to attain powerful pimp hand magic. 8: Damn it Zeus, why do you abuse your power so? Cousincest. 9: Such an abundance of wincestuous material in this tank. 10: Dude channels all of his insecurity when pounding childhood friend pussy.

Why are you still reading, the link is just a few centimeters away.[/color]

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Competitive Swimming
[color=red]1: Vanilla. 2: Trap vanilla. 3: Teacher vanilla. 4: Tanned vanilla. 5: Gangbang vanilla. 6: Wincest vanilla. 7: Continuation of wincest vanilla. 8: Threesome with kinda, maybe, not really futa vanilla.

Another good tank; art style's hot.[/color]

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Summer Love
[color=red]1: Gangbang + vanilla. (Different people in each.) 2: Cougars eating the spoils of their hunt. 3: That deep vanilla. 4: A bait-and-switch; decent vanillafag trolling. 5: Gangbang. 6: Stacy's mom has got it going on. 7: Stacy's mom is still cheating on her husband with her daughter's boyfriend, but the daughter gets involved. 8: Dudes cheating on their wives with someone else's. 9: Dude has bitches fighting over him; so much pimpage. 10: Pussy magnetism. 11: Frustrated housewife gets a couple of dicks. 12: She invites her frustrated friend.

Not as vanillafag friendly as the previous ReDrop tank.[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 13[/h][/color]

Powergirl’s in a Pinch!
[color=red]Kryptonite: Superman's only weakness, and a super woman's leading cause of unrestrained cock hunger.[/color]

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Bait and Attack
[color=red]Trap yaoi.[/color]

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Haruyoi Kobanashi
[color=red]Dude fucks fox goddess with big ass titties.[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 17[/h][/color]

Sora Chichi
[color=red]She beat his ass in chess. She owned him in vidya. She dominated in jenga. As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, she was clearly asking for it.[/color]

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Aneue no Iu Toori
[color=red]Dog people wincest.[/color]

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Meat Hole Ch. 7
[color=red]Chick cheats on test and gets caught by teacher, says she'll do anything. Also, ntr.[/color]

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Far-Infrared Love
[color=red]Vanilla.[/color]

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Ura
[color=red]Some futa nonsense.[/color]

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Mahou Shoujo to Tojita Sekai
[color=red]Futa. Later there's a part with a gangbang.[/color]

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Girlfriend-Friend
[color=red]Cousincet? Fuck it, either way it's vanilla.[/color]

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Middle aged, a Maid, and a Succubus
[color=red]Another entry into this succubus series I've been seeing lately. It's interesting; the succubi may be jizz vacuums, but they're people too.[/color]

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Azus@ttack 2
[color=red]Full color vanilla. The kid's a little bitch, though.[/color]

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GensokyoRakuen ka Keikaku 03
[color=red]Dude fucks a touhou bunny.[/color]

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Satori Recording
[color=red]Touhou bitch tentacle rape.[/color]

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Sg
[color=red]Lamia fucking. Second part is gangrape.[/color]

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Makina's Defeat
[color=red]Rape. Good artist.[/color]

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Top High-School-Grade Cock
[color=red]I'm seriously, this artist is the shit. His women are consistently sexy as fuck. (See cover of this and the above doujin for examples.) Dem tits, dem thighs, dem everything. Also, this one's vanilla.[/color]

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Sexually-Harassing Rui-San with My New VITA
[color=red]Dude gets full color pussy because his PS Vita is hax.[/color]

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Beware of the Drug's Effectiveness
[color=red]Full color aphrodisiac fucking.[/color]

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DRAGON & ROSE
[color=red]The villains win. By their powers combined, they'd be king pimp.[/color]

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Ayanyami Shiki
[color=red]Ayanami wants Shinji dick. Never before has seeing dick cheese being licked off a dude been so revolting. It looks like cum, but I fucking know it's smegma.[/color]

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Panties Emperor R
[color=red]Saber slutting around with her master. No, it's not the usual protagonist, it's you.[/color]

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Ore no Imouto wa Imouto dakara Doudemo yoi
[color=red]50% vanilla. Eh, close enough.[/color]

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Mugen no Shinden
[color=red]Rider gangbanged by Shirou and his clones.[/color]

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Maki-Shiki
[color=red]The chick on the cover, Asuka, and Shinji. You know the rest.[/color]

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Kinbaku Iroha
[color=red]Bondage, rape.[/color]

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Kinbaku Iroha 2
[color=red]Bondage, rape.[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 18[/h][/color]

Kanojo ga Botai ni Naru Made
[color=red]It would be most prudent to glance upon the advertisement of the author's artistic expression for a succinct, but not entirely veracious, portrayal of what one can hope to encounter after undertaking the effortless task of acquiring said artistic expression through cyber mechanisms.[/color]

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Nama Purin Ch. 8
[color=red]Chick feels inadequate around her friends, so she fucks her childhood friend in order to wave her "not a virgin" (figurative) dick around at them.[/color]

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Spray Pink Ch. 2
[color=red]Vending Machine Man fucks Miss Mangaka.[/color]

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Toriko Voice Ch. 1-2
[color=red]Whenever she whispers in his ear, the dude's heart starts racing, his asshole puckers up and his balls get all tingly. That's love. So yea, it's vanilla with emotions and shit. Also, the art's pretty good.[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 19[/h][/color]

Legend of Cassandra
[color=red]Soulcalibur sex fight, featuring a big motherfucker who has eyeballs on his dick.[/color]

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Kibina Homework
[color=red]Teacher vanilla.[/color]

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Teach Me If You Can
[color=red]Childhood friend/neighbor vanilla.[/color]

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Rika no Jikan
[color=red]Hey author, are you even trying vanilla.[/color]

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Flower
[color=red]Amatarou = voluptuous women and good fucking. The entire thing is a vanillafest.[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 20[/h][/color]

Boku ha Ryoujoku ga Suki
[color=red]Gangrape.[/color]

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Sena's Public Play
[color=red]Exhibitionism, tricycle riding, and cock craving. You know, the usual.[/color]

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Hoshi no Rinkan
[color=red]Sena full color slutting around with her many new sex friends.[/color]

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DOA Kasumi Digital Manga
[color=red]Neenjah training is serizzle bizzle, we know this. This chick had to work hard, get naked and cum all over the place, have visions of wincest memories, then eventually get raped by a demon and a futa. Naruto never had this shit; this is why they fail.[/color]

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Bukkake the Ero-Gym Leader, BW Edition
[color=red]Rape and easy mode sluttification; chick had a dick in her for 5 seconds and then suddenly it's not rape.[/color]

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Bad Temper Princess
[color=red]Futa gangbang with 2 dudes. I'll call what happens on page 14 "bro fisting." Not as gay as it sounds, but employing the "no homo" defense won't save you.[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 23[/h][/color]

Hanekawa-san no chichi doujinshi
[color=red]"Chichi doujinshi." It's a titty doujin. I guess the artist is also trying to parody other doujins. It's okay artist, you tried. I'm sure you can get away with blaming the translator for the stilted dialogue.[/color]

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Having Sex While Being Called A Piece of Shit!
[color=red]Some tsundere "vampire ninja" has sex with a piece of shit. (i.e., you.) What the fuck? It's like anything can be a ninja. You ever see a zombie movie where everything's quiet, there's tension up the ass, and then all of a sudden zombies are everywhere? Neenjah![/color]

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CATDAYS
[color=red]Cat people wincest. I think I called them "dog people" before. Clearly, I don't watch this shit.[/color]

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Tomoe Mami☆Oppai
[color=red]Futa gangbang.[/color]

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Hero's Challenge 3
[color=red]Futa, tentacle rape, and gangbang. [/color]

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Princess Propose
[color=red]Whole tank UNCENSORED. Expect: dude getting laid a lot, some "little one" nonsense, and vanilla.[/color]

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Happy Cherry 2
[color=red]Futa vanilla[/color]

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Tentacle-Demon Rasetsu - The Maiden's Kingdom-Destroying Beast
[color=red]Full color tentacle rape. There's some sick fuckery here.[/color]

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External Family Baby-Making Plan
[color=red]Full color vanilla with a tentacle bondage flashback. Dude's dick looks like it survived being a dog's chew toy.[/color]

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Berio-san's Raw Meat
[color=red]Chick whores herself for some trivial bullshit and ends up getting mindfucked.[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 24[/h][/color]

Teacher and Husband Ch. 1-2
[color=red]Chick's pretty badass, trying to get cock even though the dude's girlfriend is sitting a few feet away; there is a significant lack of fucks given. The teacher tells her he wants to have a private convo, and then M. Night Shyamalan comes along to write the rest of the chapter. Chapter 2 is just the chick being a cock hound; the usual.[/color]

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SHOCK HEARTS 4
[color=red]Typical Mr. Producer Idolmaster doujin. (i.e., vanilla.)[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 25[/h][/color]

Papa no Iu koto Nante Kikimasen
[color=red]Wincest.[/color]

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Gokonsai V
[color=red]Gangrape, pregnant, birthing.[/color]

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Cappucino
[color=red]Dude now has a brown step-sister whose only spoken language is moonspeak. There's always body language. Blowjobs count as body language, right?[/color]

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Cosplay POV! Takeda-san
[color=red]Cosplay vanilla. It's UNCENSORED.[/color]

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Kano Bana Ch. 3
[color=red]The little faggot is still being a huge faggot. At least they don't fuck; she gets dildoed. The previous chapters are back in August.[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 27[/h][/color]

Demon Academy Ch. 4
[color=red]Short full color wincest.[/color]

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Paizuri Ch. 12
[color=red]Some maid genie titty fucks the life out of some dude. The other chapters are around; somewhere.[/color]

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LilyxLily
[color=red]Futa vanilla.[/color]

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Zero In ~Umaku Saki Kaoru~
[color=red]More futanilla.[/color]

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Versus
[color=red]At first the dude is talking about going on a date and confessing and shit, then all of a sudden he's having threesomes at the movie theater.[/color]

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The Cheating Equation
[color=red]Dude with shiniest dick on the planet fucks his teacher.[/color]

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[color=blue][size=20]April 30[/h][/color]

Demon Academy Ch. 5
[color=red]Some full color angel is tentacle raped.[/color]

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Kaichou Ganbatte! 1
[color=red]Full color chick is gangbanged. She was coerced into her predicament.[/color]

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Otomedori Ch. 1
[color=red]I want you to click on the cover and look carefully for that special three letter word that describes this doujin. It's not hard; it's sitting right there next to a bunch of hearts. Expect gangbang. As for the main dude: he mad.[/color]

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Working with Toys!
[color=red]Futa shenanigans.[/color]

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April First
[color=red]Full color dude gets trolled. It's benign.[/color]

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The Blue Girl
[color=red]Teacher explores a student's anal cavity.[/color]

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Play
[color=red]Chick is cheating.[/color]

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Gal Mama Apartments Paradise
[color=red]Brown chick with obvious cock hunger seduces married old fuck. His wife doesn't put out; he had no choice but to obey his penis overlord.[/color]

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Takeda-san on Video
[color=red]UNCENSORED vanilla.[/color]

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School Maid
[color=red]Gather 'round, children, there's a sex contest to behold.[/color]

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After School Netherworld Time
[color=red]Demon people problems. It's vanirra.[/color]

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Onna Spy Tsukamaru
[color=red]God damn spies and their guile. Here be bondage, gangrape, and badass pimpage (pg. 112).[/color]

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Rbz
14 years ago
November 14: Blond dyed to Brown
Spoiler:
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, “If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?” The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, “Of course.” The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, “352.” This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, “You’re right! O.K., I’ll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock.” The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, “O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?
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Rbz
14 years ago
November 15: Fooling Around
Spoiler:
A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."

When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

His wife confessed, "Not this time."
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Rbz
13 years ago
November 16: Little Johnny
Spoiler:
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.

Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"

Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."

Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"

Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."

Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"

Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."
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Rbz
13 years ago
November 17: An Old Guy Joins A Nudist Colony
Spoiler:
A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day he took off his clothes
and started to wander around the area.
A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and
the man immediately got an erection.

The woman noticed his erection, came over
to him and asked, 'did you call for me?'
The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'

She said, 'You must be new here. Let me
explain. It's a rule here that if you get an
erection, it implies you called for me.'
Smiling, she led him to the side of the
swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly
pulled him to her and happily let him have his
way with her. Later, the man continued to
explore the colony's facilities.

He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.
Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out
of the steam room toward him.
'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man..
'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.

'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's
a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called
for me.' The huge man easily spun him around,
put him over a bench and had his way with the
newcomer.

The newcomer staggered back to the colony office
where he was greeted by a smiling, naked
receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.

'Here's my membership card. You can have the
key back and you can keep the $500 membership
fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a
few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all
our facilities.'

'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection
once a week, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.'
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Orihime-kun
13 years ago
Deftera wrote...
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Good to have you back sir.


Am I the only one who knows that guy is saluting with the wrong hand (According to Army Regulations 670-1)?
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Rbz
13 years ago
Orihime-kun wrote...
Deftera wrote...
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Good to have you back sir.


Am I the only one who knows that guy is saluting with the wrong hand (According to Army Regulations 670-1)?


As we can see, his right hand is too busy being occupied by beer at that moment, so he is forced to resort to the next best hand. I'm sure the army will understand his predicament.



November 18: Confession
Spoiler:
A married man goes to a confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean 'almost'?" asks the priest. "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The man leaves the confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that! You didn't put any money in the poor box!" "Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in."
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Rbz
13 years ago
November 19: The Ventriloquist
Spoiler:
A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found a farmer who would let him use his phone. Well, the farmer seemed to be a real stereotypical rural type, so the ventriloquist thought it would be possible to have some fun with him. The farmer began to lead him back to the house.

Along the way, they passed a horse. The ventriloquist said to the farmer, "Is this your horse?" The farmer replied, "Yep." The ventriloquist asked, "Can he talk?" The farmer said, "Nope." The ventriloquist then said to the horse, "So, how do you like it here?" He then threw his voice, and said in a horse-like voice, "Oh, it's pretty good. Every morning the farmer feeds me oats." Upon hearing this the farmer was startled and quickened his pace.

Soon they came to a cow. The ventriloquist asked, "Is this your cow?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Does it talk?" and the farmer replied, "I..I don't think so." The ventriloquist asked the cow, "How do you like it here?" and threw his voice again. In a cow-like voice, he said, "Oh, I like it just fine. Every morning the farmer comes and milks me." Upon hearing this, the farmer squirmed. He looked down at the ground and continued walking.

Soon they came to some sheep. The ventriloquist asked, "Are these your sheep?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Do they talk?" and the farmer exclaimed, "Yes, but they lie!"
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Rbz
13 years ago
November 21: The Black Sheep
Spoiler:
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that child."
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