Pokémon: FAKKU Version; Adventure Game
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Antw0n
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Please read carefully before playing!
Welcome to Pokémon: FAKKU!
This is an Adventure game based directly on the classic Gameboy Color games, Pokémon Red & Blue.
In this game, I tell the story of a young hero's adventure in the FAKKU themed land of Pokémon.
What's going to happen on his adventure? Well, that's for you to decide.
This story will have many player-choice events, where the users choose what happens.
Please read the Details and Rules before playing, they are as follows.
Details and Rules[size=10] I know its a long read, but please bear with me.[/h]
Spoiler:
The short version:
1.) First post decides what happens.
2.) Try and stay with the moment, don't break off completely.
3.) Don't be an idiot.
Alright, I think that covers it!
Let's get started, shall we?
"Welcome to the world of Pokémon. My name is Oak, but most people just call me the Pokémon Professor, or whatever. Damn kids these days.
You're about to go on a fantastic journey, blah blah blah."
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Antw0n
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"Damon, huh? Well aren't you just a badass.
This is my grandson, he's a little fucker."
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This is my grandson, he's a little fucker."
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Antw0n
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"Oh yeah, his name was Asuzu. It sure is hell gettin' old, coulda sworn he was a boy.
Well Damon, your adventure is about to begin. Try not to die out there, not that I give a rats ass."
You're in your room.
You've just finished playing Battletoads on your NES.
It occurs to you, it's perfectly normal for a 10-year-old to leave home forever and go fight with cute little critters.
You travel down the stairs of your house, pass by your mom who you swiftly flip the bird to. She doesn't seem to care.
You step outside in to the humble little town of Newfagville.
You look around. You see your Rivals house, the Laboratory, and a grassy path.
What do you do?
Well Damon, your adventure is about to begin. Try not to die out there, not that I give a rats ass."
You're in your room.
You've just finished playing Battletoads on your NES.
It occurs to you, it's perfectly normal for a 10-year-old to leave home forever and go fight with cute little critters.
You travel down the stairs of your house, pass by your mom who you swiftly flip the bird to. She doesn't seem to care.
You step outside in to the humble little town of Newfagville.
You look around. You see your Rivals house, the Laboratory, and a grassy path.
What do you do?
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Waltz into the Rival's house to bang the hot sister who might be a shotacon whilst "Ave Maria" is playing on the radio.
The mother might walk in unexpectedly.
The mother might walk in unexpectedly.
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Antw0n
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You choose to walk out into the grass, unprotected.
You really are a dumbass, you know that?
You are suddenly surrounded by Rattata's, and their leader, a nasty looking Raticate!
Without any protection, you are quickly overwhelmed. The nasty creatures slash and bite at you, you soon pass out from the pain.
You awake in a hospital in Saffron City. Your mother is there, calling you a damn idiot.
The nurse comes in and says "You're lucky you're alive, little man."
1 month passes.
You're back at home in Newfagville, refreshed and ready for adventure.
Hopefully with less injury this time.
You step outside. You see your Rivals House, the Laboratory, and that scary-ass grass path.
What do you do?
You really are a dumbass, you know that?
You are suddenly surrounded by Rattata's, and their leader, a nasty looking Raticate!
Without any protection, you are quickly overwhelmed. The nasty creatures slash and bite at you, you soon pass out from the pain.
You awake in a hospital in Saffron City. Your mother is there, calling you a damn idiot.
The nurse comes in and says "You're lucky you're alive, little man."
1 month passes.
You're back at home in Newfagville, refreshed and ready for adventure.
Hopefully with less injury this time.
You step outside. You see your Rivals House, the Laboratory, and that scary-ass grass path.
What do you do?
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Antw0n
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You stroll into Asuzu's house, looking to bang his sister.
Maybe you'll impress her with your brave encounter that you had with those Rattata's.
You see her sitting at the table, reading the same book she's always reading.
You approach her and do the only thing that you know how.
You whip out your giant cock and drop it on the book she's reading.
Before you can even say "Suck it", she screams and a police officer bursts through the door.
He yells "STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW. Your stolen goods are now forfeit! You're coming with me!"
You're taken to a jail outside Newfagville.
1 year later
You're released from jail, and have returned to Newfagville.
You see a grass path, and the Laboratory. You decide it's not a good idea to go into your Rivals House.
What do you do?
Maybe you'll impress her with your brave encounter that you had with those Rattata's.
You see her sitting at the table, reading the same book she's always reading.
You approach her and do the only thing that you know how.
You whip out your giant cock and drop it on the book she's reading.
Before you can even say "Suck it", she screams and a police officer bursts through the door.
He yells "STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW. Your stolen goods are now forfeit! You're coming with me!"
You're taken to a jail outside Newfagville.
1 year later
You're released from jail, and have returned to Newfagville.
You see a grass path, and the Laboratory. You decide it's not a good idea to go into your Rivals House.
What do you do?
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Antw0n
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You finally fucking go to the Laboratory, where you see your faggy rival Asuzu.
On the table near him, you see 3 PokeBalls- one Red, one Blue, and one Green.
Asuzu notices you.
"Sup queer! I'm here to get my Pokemon from the old man."
You are too. But you aren't a pussy, so you decide not to wait around.
You approach the table.
Which ball do you take?
Red, Blue, or Green?
On the table near him, you see 3 PokeBalls- one Red, one Blue, and one Green.
Asuzu notices you.
"Sup queer! I'm here to get my Pokemon from the old man."
You are too. But you aren't a pussy, so you decide not to wait around.
You approach the table.
Which ball do you take?
Red, Blue, or Green?
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While groin-punching him, also inquire as to if he seriously just waited around like a prat for an entire year whilst you were facing Red Gyardos in jail.
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Antw0n
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You kick your faggy rival right in the balls.
As he lays on the ground, crying like the pussy he is, you grab the Blue ball off the table.
Out pops a Pokemon!
He's instantly the coolest thing ever. You can tell you and him are going places.
What do you name him?
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As he lays on the ground, crying like the pussy he is, you grab the Blue ball off the table.
Out pops a Pokemon!
He's instantly the coolest thing ever. You can tell you and him are going places.
What do you name him?
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Antw0n
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You name the little bastard Jackistan. He seems to like it well enough.
As you approach the exit with your heads held high, your faggy rival stands up.
"I-I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!"
He grabs the Green ball, and sends out a Bulbasaur to attack you!
Jackistan quickly puts himself between you and the Bulbasaur.
What do you order Jackistan to do?
As you approach the exit with your heads held high, your faggy rival stands up.
"I-I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!"
He grabs the Green ball, and sends out a Bulbasaur to attack you!
Jackistan quickly puts himself between you and the Bulbasaur.
What do you order Jackistan to do?
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Motherfucker, don't stop now! Go for a headbutt!
... to the rival's face. >w>
... to the rival's face. >w>
