Pokémon: FAKKU Version; Adventure Game
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Intimidate (JUST INTIMIDATE) him with Grace and Jack, and bargain for a cheaper price.
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Antw0n
Remember me?
Gonna let anyone else have a shot, Yoshii? :/
You decide to take the offer.
You put 1000 PokeMoney on the table, and the man- and your money- are gone before you can say "Thanks."
30 minutes later~
You walk out of the Cafe, more of a man.
Jackistan and Grace are full of food, and you're itching to see what fantastic Pokemon you've received.
You chuck the PokeBall into the air, a flash of red blinds you for a moment, you look down, and...
Nothing.
You look forward- Nothing
You look down.

It's a Weedle. You got ripped off.
Well, at least it wasn't a Magikarp.
What do you name the Weedle?

You put 1000 PokeMoney on the table, and the man- and your money- are gone before you can say "Thanks."
30 minutes later~
You walk out of the Cafe, more of a man.
Jackistan and Grace are full of food, and you're itching to see what fantastic Pokemon you've received.
You chuck the PokeBall into the air, a flash of red blinds you for a moment, you look down, and...
Nothing.
You look forward- Nothing
You look down.

It's a Weedle. You got ripped off.
Well, at least it wasn't a Magikarp.
What do you name the Weedle?

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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
You suddenly remember that Weedles evolve into the badass Beedrills. So yeah, you're keeping this.
Weedle: Kamina
Weedle: Kamina
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Antw0n wrote...
Gonna let anyone else have a shot, Yoshii? :/But I like this game...
Anyway, respond, what happens if we die/go to jail or anything like that, do we lose?
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Yoshii wrote...
Antw0n wrote...
Gonna let anyone else have a shot, Yoshii? :/But I like this game...
Anyway, respond, what happens if we die/go to jail or anything like that, do we lose?
He'll most likely be sent back to the last city he was in (in this case, Music City)
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Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...
Yoshii wrote...
Antw0n wrote...
Gonna let anyone else have a shot, Yoshii? :/But I like this game...
Anyway, respond, what happens if we die/go to jail or anything like that, do we lose?
He'll most likely be sent back to the last city he was in (in this case, Music City)
Sounds highly unlikely that we'll be sent back to Music City if we for some unknown reason actually DIE but apart from that, yea, that sounds likely.
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Antw0n
Remember me?
Yoshii wrote...
Antw0n wrote...
Gonna let anyone else have a shot, Yoshii? :/But I like this game...
Anyway, respond, what happens if we die/go to jail or anything like that, do we lose?
You can't "lose" the game.
Its more of an interactive story, than a game.
You name the Weedle, Kamina.
He seems to like the name.

He already seems way cooler. You're not sure why.
Seeing as there isn't anywhere else to go, you travel into Mt. Cosplay.

.....it's dark.
You feel along the walls, hoping you're making some kind of progress.
It's now you discover, Grace is afraid of the dark.
Without your command, Grace uses Hyper Beam and blasts a large path out of the other side of the mountain.
You proceed out, onto Route 4 towards Romance City.
But before you can enter the city...
"H-HEY, ASSHOLE!"

Oh look, it's your pussy-ass rival Asuzu. I wonder what he wants.
"I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!"
Ha. This should be fun.
What do you do?
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Yoshii wrote...
Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...
Yoshii wrote...
Antw0n wrote...
Gonna let anyone else have a shot, Yoshii? :/But I like this game...
Anyway, respond, what happens if we die/go to jail or anything like that, do we lose?
He'll most likely be sent back to the last city he was in (in this case, Music City)
Sounds highly unlikely that we'll be sent back to Music City if we for some unknown reason actually DIE but apart from that, yea, that sounds likely.
Well, count on Ant to send in SOME kind of Deus Ex Machina to at least save our asses from death.
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Antw0n
Remember me?
You smack Asuzu like the bitch he is and proceed towards the city while he cries on the ground.
Romance City... as the name would suggest is a lovely place.

There's a Pokemon Gym, specializing in Water Type.
There's a bridge to the north, and a beat-up looking house.
You decide not to proceed east or south until you've beaten the local Gym.
What do you do?
Romance City... as the name would suggest is a lovely place.

There's a Pokemon Gym, specializing in Water Type.
There's a bridge to the north, and a beat-up looking house.
You decide not to proceed east or south until you've beaten the local Gym.
What do you do?
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Antw0n
Remember me?
You go into the gym- all you see is girls in bikini's. Bikini's, everywhere
So much skin. So much female.
It's truly beautiful.
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Trying to keep all your blood from spraying out your nose, you proceed to the Gym Leader.

"Uhm, hi! My name is Jun and I'm the leader of this Gym!
Um, did you want to battle?"
What do you do?
So much skin. So much female.
It's truly beautiful.
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Trying to keep all your blood from spraying out your nose, you proceed to the Gym Leader.

"Uhm, hi! My name is Jun and I'm the leader of this Gym!
Um, did you want to battle?"
What do you do?
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Antw0n
Remember me?
You unzip your pants and take out your cock.
"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM"
Some hours later~
You are now in jail. Nice job, idiot.
Jackistan, Grace, and Kamina are in their Pokeballs on your belt.
What do you do?
"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM"
Some hours later~
You are now in jail. Nice job, idiot.
Jackistan, Grace, and Kamina are in their Pokeballs on your belt.
What do you do?
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Get Grace out and force her to do a hyper beam and make a run for it!
I'll let someone else answer the next one.
I'll let someone else answer the next one.
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Antw0n
Remember me?
Grace blasts a hole in the wall of the Jail. Subtle.
You run out, cops close behind.
You're starting to lose them, but they're still in pursuit.
You see your faggy rival Asuzu in the distance.
"Hey, Damon! What're you running from?"
You hop into a nearby bush.
The police are getting closer.
"There he is!" one of them screams, pointing at Asuzu.
They tackle him down with the force of a semi-truck, punch him in his pussy face, cuff him, and haul him off to jail as he screams "WAAAAH, W-W-WHAT DID I D-DO?!"
You proceed back to Romance City.
There's the Pokemon Gym, a bridge to the north, and a beat-up house.
What will you do?
You run out, cops close behind.
You're starting to lose them, but they're still in pursuit.
You see your faggy rival Asuzu in the distance.
"Hey, Damon! What're you running from?"
You hop into a nearby bush.
The police are getting closer.
"There he is!" one of them screams, pointing at Asuzu.
They tackle him down with the force of a semi-truck, punch him in his pussy face, cuff him, and haul him off to jail as he screams "WAAAAH, W-W-WHAT DID I D-DO?!"
You proceed back to Romance City.
There's the Pokemon Gym, a bridge to the north, and a beat-up house.
What will you do?
Sorry about not having pictures. Can't think of what I would post.