Sea Turtle Soup Game No.1

Alright people, let's play a game! This game is called the
"sea turtle's soup", it is a forum game from Japan and became popular with the question "Sea Turtle's Soup", thats why they decided to name the game after the most famous problem.You have to ask either Yes or No questions to me about the problem that I'm about to give you. The question will come with a short story so ask any question about the story to get your clues for the answer. I could apply many limitations to this as a rule but I won't for now. Anyway, let's get started bored people!

I know I should start off with the "Sea Turtle's Soup" but I'll use one much easer this time.

QUESTION: For christmas, a boy asked Santa for a friend and found his right arm and his left leg cut off the next morning. Of course he was taken to the hospital and stabilized so he is comletely fine now. The boy was happy for his loss of the right arm and his left leg. Why was this?




Seriously, ask me anything you like. Even if you think it has nothing to do with the question.

does 2+2 in fact =4?

YES, but....try again.

Ok that too

did he have a hot nurse who touched him in inappropriate places

(im sorry thats all i can think of, lol such a dirty mind)

NO sadly.

He got a friend in the hospital?

NO ,he had no friends at all, that's why he wanted one.

Because he could still fap because he is left-handed?

NO, this has something to do with gettig a friend remember?

what happened to the boy's right arm and left leg?
edit* wrong question

was the boy's right arm and left leg found?

1. Did the boy have a family?
2. Did he have a brother?
3. Did he have a sister?
4. Was he living alone?

Was Santa the cause of the boy missing his leg and arm?

YES, they were found on the floor of his room.

1. YES, he had a family. Has nothing to do with question.
2. NO, but has nothing to do with question.
3. NO, but has nothing to do with question.
4. NO, but has nothing to do with question.

YES, Santa cut off the boy's legs as a Christmas present.

Did the arm and leg have some sort of infection or defect that was causing the boy great suffering before it was cut off?

YES?, the defect part is right but not necessarily an infection or defect on the arm.

Erm...was his arm or leg abnormal? Freakish? Repelled people?