The Grinch Club

~Pulls out XM25 to destroy Images of Satan.. Santa.

OH GOD WHY WHY WHY JUST WHY. *pukes*

I resolve to do all my xmas shopping next year online. Or better yet, I should make real my threat of giving everyone just a stick of gum this Christmas. I'm nice enough to let them choose the flavor though.

Fuck the mall, fuck the swap meet, fuck stores, fuck crowds, fuck Christmas sales, and fuck cheesy, canned, repetitive Christmas carols. Fuck being obligated to buy presents for people you don't like because you are related to them. Fuck receiving presents that you don't want because the said relatives you hate are obligated to buy you gifts too. FUCK THIS CAPITALISTIC PIECE OF SHIT OF A HOLIDAY.

/RANT

We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry christmas
We wish you a merry christmas
And a happy new year~

Someone's mad because Commercialism distorted Christmas into what it is today.

I hope you all know how "The grinch who stole christmas" ended♪

Jesus wasn't even born this time for year. THIS IS SATURNALIA, BITCHES. If I should be complaining, it would be about the Christians who have subverted the meaning of Saturnalia into this Jesus-fest! Saturnalia is way more fun.



The residents of Whoville were not capitalist, consumerist pigs.

Just watched American Dad and damn it was funny.

Steve shot Santa, Santa brought back an army of elves and reindeer, the Smiths and a moonshiner killed the elves and reindeer.

Lol, awesome. Must watch that XD

T'was an awesome episode.

Stan tried to teach Steve how shoot a gun and took him to a parking lot and shot at a snowman. Then blood started to come out of it, then you see Santa with a cig and cup of coffee.

Then the family proceeded to bury his body in the woods.

10 days 'til Christmas. My roommates put up a Christmas tree. It's going to increase our power bill, dammit. *facepalms*

Fuuu~ Christmas is approaching! I didn't even feel its presence. Shi-

Oh wait, I think this is a good thing.

I, on the other hand, have had constant reminders of xmas all throughout. My neighbors have a bright-ass Christmas display which I see every time I leave the house, my roommates put up a tree and lights despite my protests of "THE POWER BILL! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" When I go shopping anywhere I am assaulted with xmas music--even at the Chinese store whose proprietors I know don't celebrate xmas!

My mom called me and asked me what I wanted as a present. I told her I wanted a bunch of new knee socks and/or thigh high socks. She said it wasn't a Christmassy enough present, but it's what I want, dammit! She'll probably get me something Christmassy and useless...*sighs*

Merry merry merry XXXXXXXXX!

That's kinda cute, Giru. Is there a version without the santa hat? I might wanna use it as an avatar.

Sigh, Xmas shopping again today. In the rain. FML.

Merry Happy Christmas, Christmas lovers

Why do I get the feeling some of you are just "tsundere" Christmas lovers

...can i hate Christmas....and like getting presents....?