The Grinch Club

I know... so ridiculous, right? But now is supposedly the "official" start of the holiday season.

I was already in Grinch Mode since April.

lol.

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/man-arrested-telling-kids-santa-isnt-real-181019373--abc-news-topstories.html

Oh hell, throw my name into that hat. I used to hate Christmas due to the artificiality of the whole damn thing, from how the stores start playing Christmas carols before thanksgiving is even over to how much bullshit that family throws at you. Add that to losing a parent and a fiancee within two weeks of the holiday and BAH HUMBUG! is my watchword here.

Working in a retail pharmacy makes it worse, because now I have to put up with the locals and the out of towners coming in for the holiday. It's not even december yet and I'm already singing bastardized christmas carols in the back of the pharmacy to keep from losing my mind.

And a BAH HUMBUG back to you, sir! I shall add you to the list. I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm pretty sure the holiday season makes a bad situation even crappier, but whenever you need to vent about the nasty holiday-ness of it all, we're here to commiserate!

I've just come to realize that I'm not on the list.
Does this mean I'm an honorary member?

Wait, you're not? This must be rectified.

U-um...Im just bumping...o3o -runz out holding happiness and christmas presents-

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Hate everything to do with christmas. I support your cause.

don't make me throw coal at you.

Nice! I think I'll put something similar on my tree, lol.

Instead of getting presents for other people, I got myself a digital tablet.
Thank you, self.
No problem, self.

I don't celebrate it. This means there is potential for me to hate it! Christmas appears to be a pagan festival to me. Longest night of the year. I think that should cause offence to some.