This amused me for a moment.
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kitten-in-heat wrote...
I write this:[Clung to the last shred of humanity within me
Bite my tongue from screaming out the incredulity
You smile, you smile as you scrape out my innards
Carving your name into my memories with broken shards
You pull and you pull out all my will from underneath
My nails barely grips onto it from beneath]
And it says I write like Stephenie Meyer.
FML.
I lol'd like a motherfucker.
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
My lemon gave me Vladimir Nabokov.
My second one gives me some ugly looking chick.
My second one gives me some ugly looking chick.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
my coming of age story
my horror story
my inner thoughts
it just said "you sick bastard"
my horror story
my inner thoughts
it just said "you sick bastard"
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I write likeCharles DickensI Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
Success!
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One day Lia (ME) went for a walk in the park to see the site of the finest man she had ever laid her sexy eyes on. IT WAS THE HOTTEST GUY EVER! She watched as he walked around the park, his sexy hair blowing in the wind. She became hot seeing his face glance her way. His long pointed nose was the site of pleasure as he pointed it her way. His big hairy body was the body of a man, and was erotic to even view. IT WAS ALF! He stood only feet away from Lia, and began to step closer, his big hairy feet making her heart throb with every step. Slowly, he stood before her, and looked down at her awesome boobies.
" I like you titties" ALF suddenly blurted.
" These old things?" Lia nervously responded, showing it to ALF
"I would like to lick your titty please" ALF asked with a cocked head.
Lia reached out for ALF's big hairy body, and guided the sexy alien to her house off the lake.
She lead ALF in, and offered him a titty. He cheerfully accepted. You see ALF had never experienced a real titty like that, he wanted full on titty love, and his past relationship didn't offer that.
ALF slowly put his large hand over the titty, and began to squeeze. ALF HOWLED to the sky as he felt such pleasure. Lia, who became aroused by such a reaction, lead ALF to her room to make a baby ALFY.
9 MONTHS LATER-
ALFY ALF ALIEN JR. was born to the proud parents. ALF even used the titty during nursing time. ALF had never loved anything as much as those titties, well accept his baby ALFY. The two lived happily ever after in their alien ALF world, and had many more baby ALF'S
" I like you titties" ALF suddenly blurted.
" These old things?" Lia nervously responded, showing it to ALF
"I would like to lick your titty please" ALF asked with a cocked head.
Lia reached out for ALF's big hairy body, and guided the sexy alien to her house off the lake.
She lead ALF in, and offered him a titty. He cheerfully accepted. You see ALF had never experienced a real titty like that, he wanted full on titty love, and his past relationship didn't offer that.
ALF slowly put his large hand over the titty, and began to squeeze. ALF HOWLED to the sky as he felt such pleasure. Lia, who became aroused by such a reaction, lead ALF to her room to make a baby ALFY.
9 MONTHS LATER-
ALFY ALF ALIEN JR. was born to the proud parents. ALF even used the titty during nursing time. ALF had never loved anything as much as those titties, well accept his baby ALFY. The two lived happily ever after in their alien ALF world, and had many more baby ALF'S
- Kurt Vonnegut
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NEXUS
Since 2010
I write likeDavid Foster WallaceI Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
Well this is depressing. Apparently he killed himself in 2008 by hanging himself.
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Longevity wrote...
I'm still cooler I wrote Alice in Wonderland, and The Godfatherlewis carrol didn't write the godfather
also the godfather book was pretty bad, really. the movie is much much much better
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Jeff Goldblum Fan wrote...
Longevity wrote...
I'm still cooler I wrote Alice in Wonderland, and The Godfatherlewis carrol didn't write the godfather
also the godfather book was pretty bad, really. the movie is much much much better
I got Mario Puzo on one and Lewis Carroll on the other
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Used this masterpiece:
"Five years ago, while I was still in India the most peculiar thing happened to me, a series of events that ultimately led to the invention of a new sex position: "THE BUNKER BUSTER".
It all started while I was on my way to the marker to buy some yams when, from within a dark alley, a gay looking black fellow accosted me..."Oy could you's been interested in some fine pussay???"........"
and got:
for some reason I was thinking in a British accent while typing it
"Five years ago, while I was still in India the most peculiar thing happened to me, a series of events that ultimately led to the invention of a new sex position: "THE BUNKER BUSTER".
It all started while I was on my way to the marker to buy some yams when, from within a dark alley, a gay looking black fellow accosted me..."Oy could you's been interested in some fine pussay???"........"
and got:
for some reason I was thinking in a British accent while typing it
wikipedia wrote...
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (pronounced /ˈvÉ’nɨɡət/; November 11, 1922 – April 11, 2007) was an American novelist who wrote works blending satire, black comedy, and science fiction, such as Slaughterhouse-Five (1969), Cat's Cradle (1963), and Breakfast of Champions (1973). He was known for his humanist beliefs as well as being honorary president of the American Humanist Association. He is widely considered one of the most influential American writers of the 20th century
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Longevity wrote...
Jeff Goldblum Fan wrote...
Longevity wrote...
I'm still cooler I wrote Alice in Wonderland, and The Godfatherlewis carrol didn't write the godfather
also the godfather book was pretty bad, really. the movie is much much much better
I got Mario Puzo on one and Lewis Carroll on the other
oh i see. congrats on your seminal work still influential to this day and another subpar book that got made into a good movie.
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
Jeff Goldblum Fan wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
Btw, you guys do know this is a scam, right?how are they scamming anything
Yeah, just ignore the link of them trying to sell you books of the author you "write like"
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Kalistean wrote...
Jeff Goldblum Fan wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
Btw, you guys do know this is a scam, right?how are they scamming anything
Yeah, just ignore the link of them trying to sell you books of the author you "write like"
thanks i did.
