This amused me for a moment.
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I got Margaret Mitchell when I wrote about a battle I fought on Medieval 2; Cory Doctorow when I pasted a short summary I wrote on market and planned economies; and Edgar Allen Poe when I posted the summary in German.
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here is what I wrote:
Hello. Not really sure what to write here so I am pretty much going to ramble. I could write what I am doing right now, or I could delve into a deep philosophical monologue as to the nature of myself, I could even write a psychological examination on why I am curious as to what author I write like. But no I have decided that I will ramble and create a 3 paragraph essay on nothing. Some of you (if anyone actually reads this.) may be a bit curious about why I have felt the need to devote my time to writing nothing, but then I would have to diverge into a real topic.
Staying true to my topic of nothing is a hard thing to accomplish. Of course even now I have not really accomplished it, but I feel that I have done quite well at getting as close as possible. You could argue that a discussion of nothing is in fact a discussion of something. You could also argue that writing anything down is something and therefore can never really be nothing. But I must counter that argument with the fact that I had no desire to put anything meaningful here but am in fact just rambling. Therefore with no real point to my writings I must say that I have succeeded at my essay of nothing.
In closing I want you to take from this that just because there is a lot of words does not actually mean that there is meaning. quantity does not equate quality and that you can write about nothing. So concludes my thoughts of nothing and thus concludes my sample for this writing examination.
It said I wrote like H.P. lovecraft.
Wow. now that I'm looking at it it's kinda long but I just wrote whatever came to mind. If anyone actually reads that I will be very surprised.
Hello. Not really sure what to write here so I am pretty much going to ramble. I could write what I am doing right now, or I could delve into a deep philosophical monologue as to the nature of myself, I could even write a psychological examination on why I am curious as to what author I write like. But no I have decided that I will ramble and create a 3 paragraph essay on nothing. Some of you (if anyone actually reads this.) may be a bit curious about why I have felt the need to devote my time to writing nothing, but then I would have to diverge into a real topic.
Staying true to my topic of nothing is a hard thing to accomplish. Of course even now I have not really accomplished it, but I feel that I have done quite well at getting as close as possible. You could argue that a discussion of nothing is in fact a discussion of something. You could also argue that writing anything down is something and therefore can never really be nothing. But I must counter that argument with the fact that I had no desire to put anything meaningful here but am in fact just rambling. Therefore with no real point to my writings I must say that I have succeeded at my essay of nothing.
In closing I want you to take from this that just because there is a lot of words does not actually mean that there is meaning. quantity does not equate quality and that you can write about nothing. So concludes my thoughts of nothing and thus concludes my sample for this writing examination.
It said I wrote like H.P. lovecraft.
Wow. now that I'm looking at it it's kinda long but I just wrote whatever came to mind. If anyone actually reads that I will be very surprised.
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With failing endurance you run the race
Lungs pumping with weak force
As others pass you along their course
Paying no heed to your desperate pace
A somber tone is left in your voice
The fire dies out in another friend
Reality deals that there will be many more ends
We can't help be enslaved to life's noise
life is like a dream, tearing at the seams.
Splattered and tattered with rights and wrongs.
Nostalgic and quaint, like an old, old song.
I'm sure I hate it when worlds collide
Two separate spaces with hatred inside.
I write like
David Foster WallaceI Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
life is like a dream, tearing at the seams.
Splattered and tattered with rights and wrongs.
Nostalgic and quaint, like an old, old song.
Isn't love to brave the tides of time and help in part, to pick up pieces of their shattered heart?
I write like
Stephen KingI Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
Lungs pumping with weak force
As others pass you along their course
Paying no heed to your desperate pace
A somber tone is left in your voice
The fire dies out in another friend
Reality deals that there will be many more ends
We can't help be enslaved to life's noise
life is like a dream, tearing at the seams.
Splattered and tattered with rights and wrongs.
Nostalgic and quaint, like an old, old song.
I'm sure I hate it when worlds collide
Two separate spaces with hatred inside.
I write likeDavid Foster WallaceI Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
life is like a dream, tearing at the seams.
Splattered and tattered with rights and wrongs.
Nostalgic and quaint, like an old, old song.
Isn't love to brave the tides of time and help in part, to pick up pieces of their shattered heart?
I write likeStephen KingI Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
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Space Cowboy wrote...
What is up with all these uncultured fucks who don't read books at all? A lot of these are writers I was encouraged to read in middle and high school. If you don't know who it is, fucking Google search your writer's bitch ass. P.S., I used what I typed here and got Cory Doctorow, a sci-fi writer who also does other shit I don't care about. I've never read anything he's written. I wish I could bullshit well enough to get fucking Hubbard. Now that's an accomplishment.
this may come as a shock but i dont think people who read mangas where lolis get fucked in the ass are also familiar with the work of vonnegut or joyce
tho given the latter's famous letters, that's actually kind of surprising
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I write likeRaymond ChandlerI Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
hmm,maybe. i read a few summaries of his books. and it seems like something i would write. maybe...depends. but considering those were written the the 20s etc, i think its pree accurate to my style.
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Ah... err I apparently write like William Shakespear... though all I said was penis over and over again... hahahaha
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I write likeHarry HarrisonI Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
what I used:
Spoiler:
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I put in an old speech I wrote for one of my classes and it said I write like Edgar Allan Poe.
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A high compliment in my opinion, though I realize the program is just a sham one way or another.
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A high compliment in my opinion, though I realize the program is just a sham one way or another.
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dustyfang wrote...
I write likeDavid Foster WallaceI Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
sadness...david foster wallace spoke at my college graduation. amazing speech. so sad he's dead.
