Torture the above user V 2.0

Puts his legs in lava

Coats her in sugar and tosses her in a red ant field naked.

puts him in a shark tank and closes the lid

Ties a noose around her neck and kicks her off a tall platform.

Dunked in a tank of hornets

Throws into an asylum filled with THE BEES!!!

Metal BB Firing Squad!!

[color=#ff69b4]Chinese room experiment torture.

Slowly take looky away

I'll put in you in that execution-thing on your sig (too lazy to google that shit) and then have Bulbasaur vine whip you repeatedly in the ass.

Ties her while you watch me eat ice cream

throw in a poison gas room

throws some tear gas on your room *puffs cheek*

As joker would do make them laugh to death

tickle?

torture you by locking your door for a week with you inside

This seems like a fun thread!

I'll make my contribution to the thread by bringing out a classic,

the 'Intestinal Crank'!

How it works is simple,

I lock you in a room, cut into your stomach and insert a hook attached to a crank into your intestine.

I would then rotate the crank,

ever-so-slowly removing your intestine from your body, inch by inch.

oh god....

Just light you on dire and watch you burn

I don't think that you understand.

This is a torture thread,

my method is far more painful than igniting a person.

Anyway, if that's not enough, then why don't I use an anal spike?

A pyramid shaped probe inserted through the anus, pushed upwards until it splits your body open from the ass up.

gah..... really painful just thinking about it


Iron maiden!

Ello nyansey. Let's play
Simultaneous resonance of very low frequency and very high frequency causing necrosis, burst eardrums and lalalalala.