Torture the above user V 2.0

kill all the yanderes

Make you eat boogers

[size=29]BURN THE GREEN AND CHAR THE FLESH

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Turn the gravity on.

Break everything he owns

[color=#ff69b4]Off with their head!

force into choosing a horrible avi and sig that will be kept for the rest of time

Vanquish all the Succubus and Demon Femme Fatales

To the walrus pits

[color=#ff69b4]I will have a light follow them around 24/7 so that they can never hide.

That's not nice, then I wouldn't be Sneeaky....
remove pinky from the color spectrum
Nooooooo!!!! I can't torture Tsa-chin

Haunt you forever

[color=#ff69b4]The sword

Tomahawk to the head.

[color=#ff69b4]Take away all of their sake.

not that! not the sword! *curls up into a ball and goes crazy*

up top:

slit you throat and watch you die

dodgeball with sea urchins, except I'm wearing full protection

Hang from feet while i remove the left orbital from socket. Feast on it and stick a catheter into jugular. Drain one's cherry kool aid. Drink. Remove head. Separate the bones from flesh and marvel at my handy work.

Edit: shit... i amaze my ownself and i was trying not to be graphic and twisted.

Acupuncture, except the WRONG way [i.e. barbed needles entering all nerve endings, yeah, yeah].
Then remove all the needles until he's on the verge of bleeding out
Transfuse with stabilization liquid to prevent bleeding out and heart failure from trauma.
Leave out in the sun for about a week, then water trauma torture to re-hydrate the guy. Eat all his favorite foods in front of him while he's restrained and high intensity lasers approach his limbs. After lasers reach halfway through his limbs, transfuse stabilization liquid mixed with napalm. Sit him by a campfire as he waits to, you know, boom.

Sound like a date.

Start with a nice smile of Glasgow. Which i will rub salt and flame the wound to stick. Remove your shirt... well shit strip you nude. 10 blade nurse. Slice vertical slits from breast to thighs. Remove eyes and tongue. Play some Kenny G. Dance around you like reservoir dogs except with pure grain alcohol. Set up my 8X10 view camera and strobe pack. Pear near pelvis region. Paint on face.

PHOTSHOOT TIEM

Make prints, mat frame and sell at my gallery. Don't worry... they seen worst stuff from me. I TONED 40 PRINTS WITH MAH OWN BLOOD... well 1:40 pig's.