tie a chain around your neck,attach the chain to a Harley Davidson chopper,drive around in a circle,and then the little teddy in my sig will have you(or atleast whats left of you)for lunch
I'll tie you to a chair and put a nail through every appendage in your fingers. Afterwards I'll cut your achilles heel on both legs and let you try to crawl away. As youre doing that I'll prepare some local anesthetic and will make sure that you live just long enough to know the taste of your own intestines.