I the need to torture anybody were to arrive, I would arrest said person.
Have him sent to my sexy dungeon, where upon arrival he will be kicked in the balls by Chuck Norris. (Women will still be kicked in the balls.)
Then I will have said person castrated with rusty tools, (Ohhh heres where it gets good) After that I will have them sent to the lower levels where they will be dropped in my sex jails were they will never be able to climax! Like below but with out the gun!
Artist Conception of Sex Jail.