unusual greetings

there are some times that the normal greeting just gets dull... and some take it into a new level. so guys... whats the most unusual greeting you ever saw?

i thought the glomp was only in anime and rarely used irl... but that all changed. i went with my friend to his house, and while we were nearing the door, his little sister just popped it open and did a flying tackle towards him, sending both down to the ground.

how i wanted to laugh so hard but refrained since its.. well... bad

my brother just pops you in the nuts, who you doing ... me on floor.

stomping you or giving a sharp kick in between your legs?

in any way thats way worse than when i visit my gramp's home and my little demons for cousins wake me up by slugging airsoft pellets first thing in the morning

no a jab to the bean bag, he still mad that i broken his leg in training

When I meet my niece, I do a spinning piledriver to her and smash her agains a sofa.

But I guess that's normal for kids...

My sister and me "Nya nana" *then glomp*

One friend of mine "Whats up mother fucker"

Other friend "Hey Sergeant"

me to toher people: "ello" "yo" "hi"

I tend to just not announce myself when meeting friends, usually just joining them and casually carrying on the conversation. It's fun to see their bewildered expressions.

I just yell "HEHEY!" and point-finger-snap.

I should really stop.

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

Nothing more.

-Me and my friends scream out "HOY PUTANGINA!" which translates to "HEY YOU SON OF A WHORE!".

-Punch in the nuts.

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Getting back on topic, I guess unusual greetings can be seen as fun sometimes, as long as it is not potentially dangerous to all parties involved.

i get the feeling that you are hardly noticeable like a ninja towards your friends

Me and my highschool friend circle had this unique greeting style back in high school - we greet each other with insults in the format of "Hi/Hello, [insult]!", and do fistbumps. We always got weird stares for doing it, but we stood out for that. Until now, we still do it, but in moderation - I guess maturity takes a lot out of juvenile habits.

We got into trouble twice over that with the teachers (most notably with my "gayfucker" statement), so we subsequently did our greetings out of teachers' earshots.

back when I did football some dudes used to love to bump cups...no, not chest...fucking cups ,and for those who don't get what I is so odd I don't mean drinking cups

Its customary for me any my sister to greet each other with random insults her favorite being "sup douche"

Hnnn...=.=. Not really sure I want to conduct myself in that manner to strangers.=o=;

I hear a lot of different various greetings at work. Probably my most embarrassing one was

Me: Hey, how're you doing today?
Him: Not as fine as you are
Me: :| Did you find everything okay?
Him: ... and that went right over your head didn't it
Me: No <_< I just didn't know how to respond to that

Men will hit on anything with 2 legs and a vagina ;|

We had a greeting of yelling across campus. Yell at each other in whatever way. Was awesome. People looked at us and laughed. We told them to join. Hilarious ensued.

One of my favs on the phone is "Homicide Division, Detective Stabby here"